Airplanes: if travelling wasn't stressful enough, come sit in a hangar of strangers who will determine the enjoyment of your trip!

1. Where is my seat going to be?

Do I have an aisle? Darn. Window. No thanks, no drinks for me. Yes, I’m thirsty, but no, I’d rather not crawl over all of these people.

2. Safety first.

Nah, I don’t need to listen to the safety demonstration, I’ve heard it all before, they’re all the same.

3. Wait... was that turbulence?

I should probably write my will. What’s the brace position again?

4. After finally getting the courage to use the bathroom:

It is tiny in here. What if I get stuck? Please let nobody be outside when I’m finished. Please. I’m not ready for that kind of human interaction.

5.Do I really have to climb over these people again?

Hi. Yes, I’m back. Sorry, sorry. I’m sorry. Excuse me.

6. After appreciating the joys of modern technology:

Technology has come so far. Humans are flying, we have internet capabilities beyond even imagination not so long ago. We have evolved so far.

7. Are planes really a safe option?

Humans were not born with wings, maybe we were not born to fly. Why do we do it anyways? What if something was to happen?

8.While enjoying the view:

Wow. We are so insignificant in the scheme of life. Is that a boat? How did it even get all the way out there? Are they okay?

9. After coming to a crushing realization:

Maybe I should get out more.

10. While looking out the window again:

I’m going to act on that. I’m going to see the world. Ooh, snacks.

11. When coming up with ways to entertain yourself:

I’ll just play words with friend- oh wait. I have no internet. That’s okay. I’ll just browse some new music- oh wait. No. Okay. (Top tip- bring a book.)

12. Trying to get comfortable is impossible.

I just can’t get comfortable. Can I just lay on this stranger’s lap? No, that’s weird. Can I just lean on his shoulder? Ew, wait, never mind.

13. When the journey is never ending:

Are we there yet?

14. When you question your form of travel:

Is there supposed to be this much turbulence? Was that thunder or the engine? When will I be on the ground?

15. When you finally get to solid ground:

Walk as naturally as possible.