Animals can be be cute. Animals can be helpful. There are hundreds of stories out there in which we see animals rescuing lost children, digging in rubble for disaster survivors, or even just letting someone hold them in a trying time. Other times? Animals are jerks.

1. This crab making a mess.

Someone had to paint that, will have to paint it again, and will have to clean the floor. Thanks a lot, crab!

2. This duck biting a dog's...belly.

In no way, shape, or form was that called for, duck.

3. This dog faking out his owner.

Just plain rude.

4. This swan lying to the public.

I think you're proving it right, swan!

5. This dog terrifying a delivery person.

She's just doing her job!

6. This cat peeing on a car.

Not cute.

7. This dog thief.

What are you, the Hamburglar?

8. This possessive dog.

He's not your boyfriend, he's mine!

9. This deer hit and run.

Seriously, why?

10. This kitten bully.

Let the other kitty sleep!!!

11. This sandwich stealing seagull.

Right out of her hands, too.

12. This dog that ruined things for everyone.

They were just minding their own business!

13. This gluttonous kitty.

You can't possibly eat all of that!

14. This mess making parrot.

People were planning on using those, you know!

15. These bickering piglets.

Can't we all just get along?