I am addicted to horror movies. Ever since I saw the first Friday the 13th movie, I was hooked. I love watching them, getting scared silly and not being able to sleep because of it. I even get a kick out of the cheesy horror films that just end up making you laugh too much like "Chopping Mall" and "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes." A while ago the trailer for the second conjuring movie came out and I knew my fate was sealed. I had to see it and I did. The movie was everything I could have hoped for and more.
The following are "14 Thoughts I Had While Watching 'The Conjuring 2.'" Even if you have not seen "The Conjuring 2," you can probably still relate to a few of these horror movie related thoughts:
1. What did I get myself into?
Even the intro is creepy!! I could leave now but I already paid way too much to scare myself silly.
2. A demon nun? You're joking right?
I see what you did there. How could you do this to me? Nuns are supposed to be safe. Is everything a lie? Shoot, the movie just got started and I am already freaking out.
3. She made her own Ouija board? She's screwed.
Seriously? Everyone knows playing with a ouija board in a horror movie is bad news. This whole family needs a horror movie education.
4. You got yourself into this mess.
This is bad, very very bad. You are "sleep walking" and your best idea is to tie yourself to your bed with a jump rope so you don't go anywhere? All that's gonna do is make the demon angry. See you made it angry.
5. Why does no one think to turn lights on when they are in horror movies?
I mean really is it that hard to just flip the switch before you enter the dark, creepy hallway. No, it is not! Just do it people. At least turn them on so you don't trip over something and wake the whole house up.
6. A demon knocks on your door and your first thought is to investigate the creepy noise?
Really? You are a small child! A demon will crush you! Don't investigate creepy noises especially if you think someone or something is in your house! At least grab a weapon or turn on the lights! Dumb, just dumb. You deserve to be possessed. I didn't mean that. I am just very frustrated with you.
7. Also why is there a creepy tent/ tipi/ fort thing in your house? Nothing good could ever come of that.
This tipi will forever haunt my dreams. I don't even know what to say about it.
8. The small child went to get water and the fire truck goes off when he walks back up the stairs. Why is his first thought to try to play with the ghost/ demon thing?
I told you the tipi would only bring bad things. Poor kid will never play with that truck again. By the way he didn't turn the lights on while walking through the house to get water. Yeah, I am still bitter.
9. I wonder if anyone noticed how high I jumped after that last jump scare.
I might love horror movies but that doesn't mean that they don't scare the crap out of me!
10. Awww the neighbors have a dog! You are going to kill it aren't you? Jerks.
You didn't have to kill it! The dog didn't do anything, it wasn't even in the demon's house! Why? Why? Why?
11. The crooked man kind of looks like slender man...
Umm, anyone else see that? Anyone?
12. It's based on a real story?
Nope. That's not cool. You can't tell me that at the end of the movie and show me all of the real people involved with the story. Heck no! I'm outta here.
13. Did lightening hit the tree like that in the real story?
That just seems like a stretch even for a horror movie.
14. Well I won't be sleeping for a very long time.
I have no one to blame but myself.
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