As a Model UN Delegate, several thoughts run through your head at one time or another. Here are 14 that are probably most prominent:

1. "No, you can't carpet bomb your neighbor."

2. "Has no one ever seriously thought about recycling nuclear waste for agricultural use?"

IAEA, I'm looking at you.

3. "My GOD, not another education initiative. Be original people."

4. "I'd say she's more of a Madeleine Albright than a Condoleezza Rice."

5. "Did Russia just throw shade at us in a speech? Yes, yes they did."

6. "ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY ASK FOR SOUTH-SOUTH COOPERATION WITHOUT INVOLVING NGO'S AND THE PRIVATE SECTOR."

7. "Don't bring up the female infanticide in China, don't d- oh God, they did it."

8. "WOMEN'S RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS AND HUMAN RIGHTS ARE WOMEN'S RIGHTS."

9. "They just seriously asked why they can't have nukes."

10. "I wore heels to committee, not my best moment."

11. "I'll fund your entire initiative to guarantee camels clean drinking water if you leave me alone."

12. "How do we tell Afghanistan their transportation plan has no correlation to our working paper?"

13. "Does my country even have a position on this?"

14. "Alright, fine Zimbabwe, don't sign onto my working paper. I wasn't going to vote for your resolution anyway."