1. Constant shedding.
There's probably enough hair on your shower wall to make a wig.
2. Too many broken hair ties.
3. Humidity
4. The suggested amount of shampoo and conditioner vs. the amount you actually use.
5. Consantly having to thin out your mane.
And you feel like you've lost 20 pounds.
6. Cutting your hair short always seems like a mistake.
*looks in the mirror with disdain*
7. Styling takes an enormous amount of time and strength.
8. Even ponytails are a challenge.
9. Air drying is a joke.
10. You've broken at least one brush.
You can never unhear the sound of the plastic cracking.
11. The girl from The Ring is your go-to Halloween costume.
And you get the complete look for free!
12. Wind and your hair do not mix well.
And yet another unrealistic expectation for women.
13. Brushing your hair creates more problems than solves them.
Let it grow, let it grow.
14. The millions upon millions of bobby pins you need for one hairstyle.
A moment of silence for all of those bobby pins who have been lost in the fight.
