"There is one person, in every group of friends, that nobody f*cking likes.
You basically keep them there, to hate their guts.
When that person is not around the rest of your little base camp, your hobby, is cutting that person down.
Example: “Karen, is always a douchebag.”
Every group has a Karen and she is always a bag of douche.
And when she’s not around, you just look at each other and say,
“God, Karen, she’s such a douchebag!”
Until she walks up, then you’re like,
“Hey, what’s up Kar-? Kar-. What’s up Kar-?”
-Dane Cook
It’s sad, but as Dane Cook once said, there always needs to be a Karen in the group aka the friend that nobody likes and if you think there’s no Karen in your group, you're probably her.
Here are 14 signs that you're the friend nobody likes.
1. Your friends always "forget" to invite you to things and always seem to be hanging out with each other when you’re not around.
2. You never understand the inside jokes.
3. When you ask your friends to hangout they say they're busy but an hour later they're posting group pics on snap chat.
4. You're the last to know everything. And the only reason you eventually find out is because you saw it on Facebook.
5. Your friends laugh at everyone else’s jokes except for yours.
6. When you sneeze no one says "Bless you."
7. You always feel like your friends aren't really listening to you and that they are just waiting for someone else to talk.
8. Your friends always buy each other Christmas presents and birthday presents, but no one ever thinks of you. They don’t forget. It just was never on their mind to begin with.
9. You end up staying at home on Friday nights, eating Ben and Jerry’s in your pajamas and watching reruns of Grey's Anatomy, even though you know there’s a party going on.
10. The only time your friends willingly hang out with you is when you happen to be the one driving... again.
11. No one answers your texts.
12. You're constantly asking, "What are you guys talking about?"
13. At the movie theatre, you're always on the end.
14. You're always the one taking the group picture.