14 Signs You Went to Glenvar High School

14 Signs You Went to Glenvar High School

Once a Highlander, Always a Highlander

You might have gone to Glenvar High School if....

1. Whenever you see the Green Bay logo you think of your alma mater instead.

Coincidence? I think not...

2. You've walked into the building since the renovation and you have no idea where you are.

3. The words "spark plug" mean something totally different in your vocabulary.

4. You take great pride in making sure The Rocking Chair stays on the Glenvar campus.

5. "Pride" and "With pride" is something you take extremely seriously.

You know it means something bigger than yourself.

6. The phrase "booty crank" is normal to you, and calls for an instant cranking of the booty.

7. The term 'band geek' doesn't apply.

8. You get hype like a jack rabbit on Mountain Dew when you hear "Beat Giles"

And obviously you have to scream it at the top of your lungs.

9. Football games aren't complete unless you hear a cowbell ringing.

Or unless you hear the Drumline.

10. You're a boy and you're efficient in walking in heels, wearing an inch of makeup and a wig.


11. Bagpipes are music to your ears.

12. Kilts and plaid are appropriate fashion statements.

13. When you think of your high school, you think of family.

14. You would do anything to help a fellow Highlander.

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The 9 Commandments Of Writing Un-Basic Insta Captions

Applicable to spring break photos, as well as any time of the year.

We're tired of "vitamin-sea." We're tired of "Life's a beach," "Beachin'," and "Beach please."

Everyone, please stop.

Step up your game. It is 2018, we have all been apart of the Instagram game for four years, at least. Our profiles should reflect that, so continue reading to understand how to formulate a specialized caption to your specific Insta photo op.

Step 1: Ignore all pop culture references you might have absorbed in the past three years.

This means, don't take a picture of your booty and talk about the sky. We know that isn't what you mean, Heather.

Step 3: When in doubt, pun it out.

Seriously, just look up beach puns and you are ready to go. Problem solved. You're welcome. End of story.

Step 4: Song lyrics are basic, but some exceptions can be made.

For example, an older song people know but may not be relevant anymore is acceptable. God's plan is not. (Anyone wanna place bets on how many people will use 'I only love the beach and the sand I'm sorry'???)

Step 5: Your caption should match the aesthetic of the picture.

Basically, don't pair a fake candid laughing picture with an inspirational caption. There is a time and place for that!

Step 6: Keep the emojis to a minimum.

They should be complementing your caption and picture, not distracting from it. Emojis can be the perfect accent to any phrase you choose, but there definitely is a right and wrong way to do it. Less is more here!

Step 7: Try to add a reference to something your followers will get.

Maybe a popular location on your college campus or a teacher everyone has etc. Relatable content is almost guaranteed to generate positive responses.

Step 8: If your mom doesn't/wouldn't find it funny, chances are it is.

Unless your mom is super hip (like mine, shout out Jane). Then you're probably OK.

Step 9: Don't put anything out there you don't want your boss seeing.

I know, I know. This is a super mom thing to say but it's worth mentioning. What happens on spring break stays on spring break, but ~only~ if you don't make stupid social media decisions!

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15 Mac DeMarco Songs To Add To Your Playlist

Spend some time away/Getting ready for the day upon again/Spend some time alone/Understand it's on your run with better men

Mac DeMarco is a Canadian singer-songwriter who writes songs mostly about growing up and finding love; his music is both beautiful and reminiscent of nostalgia-fueled emotion and thoughts. His songs are perfect to add to any playlist!

1. "Ode To Viceroy"

Early in the morning
Just trying to let the sun in
And open up my eyes

2. "Salad Days"

As I’m getting older, chip up on my shoulder
Rolling through life, to roll over and die
La la la la la, la la la la, la la la la, oh

3. "My Kind of Woman"

You're making my crazy, really driving me mad
That's all right with me, it's really no fuss
As long as you're next to me, just the two of us

4. "Chamber of Reflection"

Understand that when you leave here
You'll be clear
Among the better men
Alone again

5. "The Way You'd Love Her"

Closer to the ending

She's still out pretending
Prying eyes won't recognize the way she feels about him
She'll just go on living
The river keeps on rolling

Knowing all the time she'll never understand just what it means to love her

6. "Blue Boy"

Blue boy, worried about the world's eyes

Worried every time the sun shines

Worried about his haircut

Calm down, sweetheart, grow up

7. "Cooking Up Something Good"

Ooh, when life moves this slowly

Ooh, just try and let it go

Ooh, when life moves this slowly

Ooh, just try and let it go

8. "Another One"

Hey kid, everybody's prone to some mistakes

If you'd always kept it straight, you'd never learn

You'd run the risk of all the risks you take

Don't feel like all the time you put in went to waste

The way your heart was beating all those days

And suddenly it beats another pace

9. "Freaking Out The Neighborhood"

And I know it's no fun when your first son
Gets up to no good, starts freaking out the neighborhood

10. "This Old Dog"

This old dog ain't about to forget

All we've had and all that's next

'Long as my heart's beating in my chest

This old dog ain't about to forget

11. "No Other Heart"

You've been feeling sort of low these days

Just don't have a place to go these days

Must be bringing you down

12. "Still Together"

In time she'll see that her and me were meant to be together

And time will pass, it may go fast but we'll still be together

And where I go, she's at my side half of my life together

It's easy love, fits like a glove from up above together

13. "She's Really All I Need"

I smell your arts degree

It's telling me I'm lazy

I'm working so I can eat

So keep that shit away from me

Cause she's really all I need

And up until I'm dying

Life will be such a breeze

As long as it's just her and me

14. "Dreaming"

Someday I'll find her

And I'm still reminded

Maybe she's best in dreams

She's still the best I've seen

15. "One More Love Song"

Another try, another go

Never thought you'd feel this low

Another dream put to bed

After all this time, it turns all you had

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