A Definitive Ranking Of The 14 Hottest Disney Guys
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A Definitive Ranking Of The 14 Hottest Disney Guys

I blame Disney for my unrealistic expectations of men.

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A Definitive Ranking Of The 14 Hottest Disney Guys
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Disney—the one thing that is the definition of magical. Yes, we love the princesses and the movies, the parks and the fireworks...everything. Disney essentially filled our childhood with wonder and happiness. If you're like me, Disney has also set your standards for men incredibly high. You grew up watching princes and brave male characters sweep the princesses off their feet—the fact that some of them were hot totally didn't help.

Of course, real life men aren't as amazing as these Disney guys, but they can try. Here are 14 of Disney's hottest guys ranked from "zero to hero:"

14. The Prince - "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"

While he may be dreamy, this dude is at the bottom of the list because we don't even know his real name. Is it Ferdinand? Is it Florian? The world may never know for sure.

13. Prince Charming - "Cinderella"

Prince Charming is definitely charming, but his personality is a little dry. I do have to give him a little credit for his determination to find his princess. Half the guys I know can't even text a girl back, nonetheless go around the whole town with a shoe in search of the love of his life.

12. Tarzan - "Tarzan"

This jungle man can definitely show you a wild time, but his wild side is a little intimidating. Boundaries, man.

11. Prince Phillip - "Sleeping Beauty"

Prince Phillip is a little creepy, to say the least. I mean, after all, he was following Aurora around in the woods. However, this is Disney, so naturally, he's not a threat. Plus, he's silent throughout most of the film, which means there was no time for brainless boy talk.

10. Li Shang - "Mulan"

It's kind of hard not to love Li Shang, especially after the whole "I'll Make A Man Out of You" montage. He does have some minor issues though. He's hella obsessed with impressing his father and he's a tad bit sexist, but we all can't be perfect. Right?

9. John Smith - "Pocahontas"

John Smith started out your average, mansplaining guy with a little adventure side, but then realized that obviously, he was wrong. He and Pocahontas would have been a killer power couple for sure. I'd like to show him how to paint with the colors of the wind. I still can't get past the fact that he's voiced by Mel Gibson though.

8. Prince Naveen - "The Princess and the Frog"

This prince isn't just a pretty face; he's got some crazy musical talent, which makes him 100% more attractive than he already is. Even though he spends most of the movie as a frog, at least he still has that going for him.

7. Aladdin - "Aladdin"

Aladdin is like that boy we dated in high school who you thought was a bad boy, but really just gets into senseless trouble all the time. At the same time, you can't help but think he's cute. He does have some major honesty problems though, but he's cute so we can let it slide.

6. Captain Phoebus - "The Hunchback of Notre Dame"

I cannot begin to say how underrated Captain Phoebus is. He may seem like an arrogant guy, but it's just a facade. Despite his soldier status, his compassion for others shines through and he refuses to abide by Frollo's commands. Sure, we're a little salty that he stole Esmerelda's heart from Quasimodo, but we got over it.

5. Kristoff - "Frozen"

Kristoff was ultimately friend-zoned from the beginning of the story, but unlike most guys, didn't complain about it. Instead, he showed Anna that he was the right one for her. He's a little sassy and smells like a reindeer, but who cares. Sven is totally adorable and so is Kristoff.

4. Flynn Rider - "Tangled"

Flynn is your average bad boy: goes by a nickname because it's cooler than his given name, always getting into trouble, and always thinks he's right. Not to mention the smolder, how could we forget the smolder? Luckily, at the end of the film, Flynn sees the light (see what I did there?) and realizes the true adventure of life. "You were my new dream." UGH, STOP. MY FEELS.

3. Prince Eric - "The Little Mermaid"

You can't even tell me that his blue-eyed, dark-haired combo doesn't make you swoon. His passion for the sea is captivating and he was super appreciative when Ariel, you know, saved his life. He also risked his buns to save his dog, Max. Nothing is hotter than a man who loves his dog enough to rescue his from a burning ship.

2. Prince Adam - "Beauty and the Beast"

Prince Adam went through some crazy character development—quite literally—which is what makes him so high on this list. He went from this psychotic animal with a bad temper to a man who really knows how to love a girl. Plus he's super hunky.

1. Hercules - "Hercules"

Hercules is number one on this list because he is, essentially, the perfect human — scratch that, demigod—ever. Even before he became a total babe, he was humble, sweet, and kind. Hercules is the guy that all boys should strive to be; sorry for the impossible standards.

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