1. "I'm starving but there's nothing to eat and I don't want to walk to the dining hall."
2. "I can't remember what a normal shower feels like."
3. "I bet I could go another whole week without doing laundry."
4. "I don't remember what I feels like to be rested."
5. "My neighbors are soooo annoying."
6. *tries unconventional ways to create more space*
7. "What's that smell?"
8. "I don't even know how to start cleaning up this room."
9. "I'm ready for a shower that doesn't have other people's hair stuck to the wall."
10. *sees someone taking up three different washing machines*
11. Having friends over in the dorm:
12. "Everyone in my dorm is sick so I'm probably next."
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