Your budget is really only tight because of your makeup addiction
You’ve tried every trend and fad
Ulta is your promised land
You’ve (almost) mastered the art of winged eyeliner
The “take her swimming on the first date” joke makes your eye twitch and your temper flare
People don’t understand why it takes you so long to get ready
Contouring isn’t as easy as it looks
People ask you to do their makeup for them
Your makeup is worth more than most of your other belongings
You hold back any emotion that will cause you to ruin your makeup
You can basically cover up anything
You’ve tried everything to get Kylie Jenner lips
No matter what, you rock every look you try