It all started with a Netflix recommendation, and after I binge watched all of Orange is the New Black, there was a power vacuum of not knowing which show to turn to next. When suddenly, a "Recommended For You" popped up. I though, eh, I'll just watch one episode, then try something else. Little did I know...
Am I really going to watch a show about motorcycle gangs?
Yup, yeah, all right. I am.
Definitely was not prepared for the amount of violence and parties and drugs here.
Our thoughts exactly.
Oh. A little sexist aren't we.
My independent woman says no.
Yet they're still chivalrous in this odd way?
Baby, gorgeous, babe, lassy, and my favorite, "yes, ma'am." They use 'em all. Plus, they defend and protect each member of their family and community because nobody messes with innocents.
They ARE attractive though.
Just when you thought biker guys weren't your type, too.
How much man candy can they squeeze into these episodes?? Like man candy on man candy times a bunch of man candy.
Guess I know who my next movers are going to be. Even the older dudes are cuties (here's to looking at you, Tig).
Well it's only been a week, but suddenly you're at the end of season 2.
The amount of emotions this show puts you through I swear.
You start threatening people with "I got Jax Teller on speed dial."
I can feel the intimidation coming through the screen.
Why yes mom, the dorm room door IS decorated with SOA.
I can't be tamed. I can't be blamed. I can't can't--I can't can't be tamed.
Old Lady actually starts to become a compliment (and goals).
They suffer through the anxieties and joys of being a part of the club together; it's something to be respected.
Suddenly you really want to go to a shooting range.
*Pew pew* There's something nice about knowing you could defend yourself if another gang just casually decided they wanted payback.
Harley boots? Bought them. Leather jacket? Wearing it now.
The closet is slowly becoming more biker inclined. All that's missing is a Harley. Maybe they won't notice if you just slip in the middle of the photo there. I mean they're saving that spot for you, obviously.
Praise the Lord for having there be seven seasons.
Above: An accurate response of both happiness, and "I don't know if can take it anymore."
I saw so many spoilers in finding gifs for this article. I'm not sure how I feel about that, but at least you now know what it feels like to watch Sons of Anarchy. It's amazing, but it hurts, and it's a really addicting show. Consider this both a recommendation, and a warning.
