13 Signs That You're Actually Addicted To Chipotle | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Lifestyle

13 Signs That You're Actually Addicted To Chipotle

Memorize my order so I know it's real.

57
13 Signs That You're Actually Addicted To Chipotle
flickr

Those fresh salsas, tasty meats, and, let's not forget, the guacamole. While Chipotle Mexican Grill itself may be a (somewhat) recent trendy restaurant to enjoy, here are some loyal fans who stay by their side no matter what happens with the business. Here are 13 signs (that are definitely true for me) that you could possibly be addicted to the wonderfulness that is Chipotle.

1. You know guac is extra, but it's so worth it.

Yes, I know it's extra. Yes, it's more than okay.

2. You're still a loyal customer despite their... issues.

If their E. coli and other bacterial "incidents" don't stop you from eating Chipotle, nothing will. You're willing to take your chances.

3. You feel betrayed when your friends or family member gets Chipotle without you.

I'm actually offended when I find out my mom went to Chipotle without me.

4. You ALWAYS suggest it, and your friends know that.

Friend: "Hey, wanna grab some lunch?"

Me: "Yeah! Where do you wanna go?"

Friend: "I don't care, where do you wanna go?"

Me: "I mean... Chipotle?"

Pretty much every time. As a matter of fact, my first date with my boyfriend included going to Chipotle (shocker).

5. Every year on Halloween, you can be found at Chipotle.

Because what's better than gathering round in costume with your fellow Chipotle fans in pursuit of super cheap "booritos?"

6. You fully support their all-natural campaign.

You're all for fresh ingredients and naturally-raised meat. These facts make it that much tastier.

7. You know your order and the orders of your family and closest friends by heart (and by the order of ingredients).

Tell me your Chipotle order and memorize mine so I know it's real. It might even be so real that we'll eat it at our wedding. This may or may not be me at my future wedding.

8. But you're willing to try anything once.

After trying sofritas, they became my go-to. It's nice to get out of your comfort zone (but not too far out).

9. You know it's not authentic Mexican food, but you don't really care.

Burritos are burritos, and they're all delicious. You're aware that the food served at Chipotle isn't exactly what you would get in Mexico, but you're not that worried about it.

10. You remember the days before guac was extra and they raised their prices a bajillion times.

In the early days of my Chipotle-loving, you could get anything on your burrito for probably about $6. These were simpler times.

11. You literally daydream about burritos.

Same, Spidey, same.

12. You know all the hacks.

Ordering tortillas on the side, double veggies, half and half meats, all at no additional cost. Bean there, done that.

13. You claim Chipotle to be your favorite restaurant. And you will never turn it down.

Because even Obama likes his Chipotle.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Entertainment

Every Girl Needs To Listen To 'She Used To Be Mine' By Sara Bareilles

These powerful lyrics remind us how much good is inside each of us and that sometimes we are too blinded by our imperfections to see the other side of the coin, to see all of that good.

734206
Every Girl Needs To Listen To 'She Used To Be Mine' By Sara Bareilles

The song was sent to me late in the middle of the night. I was still awake enough to plug in my headphones and listen to it immediately. I always did this when my best friend sent me songs, never wasting a moment. She had sent a message with this one too, telling me it reminded her so much of both of us and what we have each been through in the past couple of months.

Keep Reading...Show less
Zodiac wheel with signs and symbols surrounding a central sun against a starry sky.

What's your sign? It's one of the first questions some of us are asked when approached by someone in a bar, at a party or even when having lunch with some of our friends. Astrology, for centuries, has been one of the largest phenomenons out there. There's a reason why many magazines and newspapers have a horoscope page, and there's also a reason why almost every bookstore or library has a section dedicated completely to astrology. Many of us could just be curious about why some of us act differently than others and whom we will get along with best, and others may just want to see if their sign does, in fact, match their personality.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

20 Song Lyrics To Put A Spring Into Your Instagram Captions

"On an island in the sun, We'll be playing and having fun"

636052
Person in front of neon musical instruments; glowing red and white lights.
Photo by Spencer Imbrock on Unsplash

Whenever I post a picture to Instagram, it takes me so long to come up with a caption. I want to be funny, clever, cute and direct all at the same time. It can be frustrating! So I just look for some online. I really like to find a song lyric that goes with my picture, I just feel like it gives the picture a certain vibe.

Here's a list of song lyrics that can go with any picture you want to post!

Keep Reading...Show less
Relationships

The Importance Of Being A Good Person

An open letter to the good-hearted people.

929928
Chalk drawing of scales weighing "good" and "bad" on a blackboard.
WP content

Being a good person does not depend on your religion or status in life, your race or skin color, political views or culture. It depends on how good you treat others.

We are all born to do something great. Whether that be to grow up and become a doctor and save the lives of thousands of people, run a marathon, win the Noble Peace Prize, or be the greatest mother or father for your own future children one day. Regardless, we are all born with a purpose. But in between birth and death lies a path that life paves for us; a path that we must fill with something that gives our lives meaning.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments