13 Lies You Tell Yourself During A Night Out
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13 Lies You Tell Yourself During A Night Out

"Did we just we become best friends?!"

13 Lies You Tell Yourself During A Night Out

Just your average night out here in Boone!

1. "No one is laughing at my joke...I should just scream what I have to say so they can hear me better!"

2. "Let's walk to the party, it's only like five miles away!"

3. "I think that's the guy I pass on campus on Mondays sometimes...I should tell him my life story."

4. "It's totally acceptable to drop your pants and pee behind a frat house, everyone does it!"

5. "I can't believe I've never met this cool girl before tonight! I need to get her number since we'll be hanging out all the time after this."

6. "I need a souvenir from this awesome night! I'll just steal something!"

7. "Should I text him? I definitely should text him."

8. "Me and my friends look sooooo hot dancing together!"

9. "That guy I met is totally the love of my life. I can't believe I'll never see him again."

10. "I'll only have one more cup of this delicious keg beer and then I'll head home!"

11. "Time to leave...and not tell any of my friends where I'm going!"

12. "I'm so hungry, I should order 40 dollars worth of Hungry Howie's."

13. "Best night ever! I definitely won't be hungover in the morning!"

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