13 Things Most Cat Owners Have Done

13 Things Most Cat Owners Have Done

You don't own the cat. That cat owns YOU.


I love cats. Yes, I'm probably gonna be that "crazy cat lady" one day but that's okay. I've learned to accept it. Each cat has their own personality and I love them. Whoever said that when you talk to your cat that they don't understand you that's a lie; because I think cats do understand us. Cats are cute and cuddly and I sympathize for those people who are allergic to these kitties. Here is a list of 13 things that most cat owners have done (or maybe more specific things to me that I have done with my cats but I wanted to share anyway.)

1. Shown cats their reflection in a mirror and they think is what they see


I used to do this when I was younger, but I still do this to the one cat that will let me pick her up. The other cat I have is too big and she hates being picked up.

2. Tried to hold hands with a cat


Yep, I still do this. Constantly.

3. Lost one cat and asked the other cat where they are


Somehow one cat always finds that one good hiding place in the house and I have no idea where they are.

4. Gazed lovingly at your cats while they're asleep


They're just so cute!

5. Woken up earlier than expected with a cat staring at you


Creepiest thing ever.

6. You've taken so many pictures of your fur babies that your phone storage is almost always full and you think their selfies are hilarious


I have HUNDREDS if not THOUSANDS of pictures of my cats on my phone.

7. You've woken up with a cat on your head before


Sometimes this happens.

8. You're okay with some love scratches and bites


Cats love to bite and scratch, I think that they think that it's a form of affection and they don't know that they're hurting you.

9. You can have cats or plants but not both


Cats love plants!

10. Turn on the sink water for your cat to drink out of


Cats love running water but won't drink water out of a bowl for some reason.

11. Feeding your cat a little bit of human food because they look so cute eating it


Oh how they love to beg for food that they know that they're not supposed to eat.

12. Saying "bless you" when they sneeze


*Cat sneeze

13. Putting catnip on everything to your cats go crazy


Me: Look what I got for you! It's catnip! You love catnip! *opens bag

Cat: MEOW!

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30 Bee Puns To Get You Through The Day

These puns are as sweet as honey.

There are few things in life that make me happier (and/or make me want to bury my face in my hands and groan loudly) than a well timed pun. This goes double if the pun involves some my favorite insects — bees. There's nothing quite as satisfying as uttering a bee pun when no one expects it, so here is a list of the top 30 bee puns around!

Use these puns to make your grandparents laugh, impress your date, spice up your Tinder profile, make friends with a beekeeper, break the ice at your new job or make everyone in the general vicinity wish they hadn't invited you to come hang out with them. You won't bee-lieve how many of these puns you'll be pollen for! You'll bee-come an instant hit at parties! You'll bee sure to thank me later.

1. "When a bee is in your hand, what's in your eye? Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder."

2. "Bee puns really sting.

3. "Who's a bee's favorite singer? Bee-yoncé."

4. "What's a happy bumblebee's blood type? Bee positive!"

5. "Bee puns aren't that great. I don't get what all the buzz is about."

6. "Wasp are you talking about?"

7. "Naughty bee children really need to beehive."

8. "What kind of bees drop things? Fumble bees!"

9. "A bee's favorite haircut is a buzz cut!"

10. "What do you call a bee that's a sore loser? A cry bay-bee!"

11. "What's a bee's favorite flower? Bee-gonias!"

12. "Why do bees get married? Because they found their honey!"

13. "That bee is talking too quietly, it must be a mumble-bee!"

14. "Bee children take the school buzz to get to school."

15. "A bee's favorite sport is rug-bee."

16. "The bees went on strike because they wanted more honey and less working flowers."

17. "On the first day of class, bee students are given a sylla-buzz."

18. "What did one bee say to the other when they landed on the same flower? Buzz off."

19. "Who's a bee's favorite painter? Pablo Bee-casso!"

20. "A bee styles their hair with a honeycomb."

21. "When a bee writes a sonnet, they're waxing poetic."

22. "The worker bee decided to take a vacation to Stingapore last year."

23. "A bee that's been put under a spell has been bee-witched!"

24. "Say, these bee puns aren't too shab-bee."

25. "That pretentious wasp is just plain snob-bee!"

26. "Why did the bee want to use the phone? To say hi to their honey."

27. "A bee's favorite novel is the Great Gats-bee."

28. "What's a bee's favorite Spice Girls song? Wanna-bee!"

29. "What do bees like with their sushi? Wasa-bee!"

30. "Remember, bee puns are good for your health, they give you a dose of Vitamin Bee!"

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