We've all had those days where it's felt like we haven't eaten in 100 years. It's normally not a good look on us, and brings out the beast in everyone, but it happens the best to us.
1. Don’t even care what I stick in my mouth as long as it’s edible.
2. Will anyone notice how bad I am shaking?
No one will not know if you are a heroin addict that hasn’t had their fix for the day or truly very hungry.3. You look at the menu and you are drooling you are so hungry.
Uh yes the whole menu please. Oh $100? Okay I’ll just charge it to my mom’s card no biggie. My mom said to only use it in an emergency so coming close to dying definitely falls under that category.
4. Alright, mini van mom let’s hurry it up with the order some of us are dying right now for some food.
5. I’M HANGRY NOW.
How much trouble would I get in if I ran someone over for food? Is going to jail really that bad? I feel like I could rock the orange jumpsuit. Yeah orange jumpsuit life could definitely be for me. Yeah I can totally run this girl over for a burger. Ugh, just kidding I can’t do it..she got lucky.
6. Umm, I don’t think you need a degree for this, but I could be wrong?
It seriously can not be that hard to throw a burger on a bun with lettuce, tomatoes, ketchup and pickles. Pretty sure a 6-year old could do it so let's move it a long here and give me my burger..please.
7. WHERE THE HONKY TONK IS MY FOOD!??
Maybe it’s been 30 seconds since you ordered, but it is not soon enough to scarf down food like it’s your job.
8. RAWRRRR, GET ME MY FOOD.
Thinking that eating the lady at the window might have to be an option because you are so hungry.
9. CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN!
You are getting ready for them to hand you your baby and you are bumming in the car getting too pumped for this food.10. Wait, what?! Who da freckle are you?
Satan is that you? You think that’s your Mcflurry, but it’s some other hoe's.
11. I SEE IT I SEE THE LIGHT..HEAVEN IS REAL.
12. YaaaAAaAassSSSSS all of this food can not get in my mouth fast enough.
You rip open the bag to find the glory God has put on this earth. You shove everything you can in your mouth and die a little inside of the goodness that is upon your mouth.
Our manners become non-exist as time goes on and our hanger gets real. But at the end of the day it is a success if no one gets hurt and our bellies are full.
