Food... non-debatably one of the best things on this planet. No matter what kind of mood you're in, there's a perfect food to go with it. Food when you need to be comforted, food when you want to celebrate, food when you're hungry... there are just a few things everyone who loves food will completely understand.
1. When people talk to you about their diet
When someone tells me about how they can only eat salads and kale and drink water or protein shakes, I just want to cry for them... how do you do that? And how do some of you enjoy that?
2. You question buying a shirt over $10, but don't even think twice about dropping $30 on food
I mean... priorities, right?
3. When you get told you need to diet/lose weight
Risk of being overweight? I'm sorry, I don't know what that means. Why do you have to be all up in my business? I'M FINE.
4. The ultimate debate of look hot with that beach bod, or enjoy that third slice of pizza
5. When you have to go out to social events
But really, we only ever enjoy going out and socializing if there's food there. No food = no stay.
6. When people ask what your favorite hobby is
Literally the only thing I can think of eating while sitting on my butt doing nothing?
7. When someone asks what your favorite food is
That's like asking a mother who her favorite child is. Can you at least narrow it down to make it a little easier? Like, ask what my favorite ITALIAN or CHINESE food is, at least make it a little easier for me.
8. When girls say they're too scared to eat in front of their significant others
Girlllll, I will literally just shovel food into my mouth in front of my boyfriend. I don't care, I have to eat to survive so if he thinks that's ugly he's the one with the problem.
9. Getting actually butthurt when the people you're closest to went out to eat without you
Honestly, just one of the most insulting things to do to someone in your entire life. Why did you not invite me? You knew I wanted to go.
10. When you're at work/school dreaming about what kind of food you're going to get once you get to go home
Mmmmm pizza after work? I've done so much schoolwork today, I deserve a large things of fries on the way home. What about fried chicken for dinner? Or maybe some pasta? So many choices...
11. When the food is too hot to eat but you just can't resist
Why do the ones we love always cause us the most pain in life?
12. When someone reaches over to take some of your food without permission
Do. Not. Mess. With. Someone's. Food. Like. That.
