I definitely can relate to road rage. Every state in America has their fair share of drivers that will make you go insane. Whether it is going 10 miles under the speed limit, or those who drive half way off the road because they are putting on make-up. Sometimes I wish I could do society a favor and work at the DMV so I could fail all of the drivers who put my mental health at risk.
1. “You're not cutting me off, I was going to let you in anyway.”
2. “I am so glad you are going below the speed limit just to be safe!”
3. “Go ahead run that red light, you have somewhere to be.”
4. “You can have that parking spot, I like to park far away anyway."
5. “I love when semis block me in on the expressway!”
6. “You don’t need to use your turn signal, I’m psychic.”
7. “Keep slamming on your brakes, this is fun!”
8. “I am the best parallel parker to ever walk this Earth.”
9. “There’s a cop, let’s see if we can speed race.”
10. “I love when people leave their brights on, it tests my ability of blind driving.”
11. “You're special, you should definitely take up two parking spaces!”
12. “Wow, you are so good at texting and focusing on the road.”