I'm guessing if you clicked on this then you're probably a fellow "avo" lover like me. You've probably consumed more avocados in your lifetime than the average human being. I'm here to tell you that it's nothing to be ashamed of, let us embrace our love for avocados together.
1. If you forget to add lemon or lime to your avocado toast, it's over.
Maybe it's just me but adding lemon or lime is a MUST.
2. Your friends will repeatedly call you a "basic bitch" because you eat an avocado every single day.
Shut up, at least I'm being healthy. And don't even lie to yourself: you know if I made some avocado toast, you'd be wanting a piece, too.
3. When avocado prices are outrageously high, you just want to scream.
2 for $4 ain't no deal, it's a disgrace to avocado lovers.
4. Or all the avocados in the store are either really brown or really green.
That bright green color may be pretty, but don't be fooled, you'll be waiting a few days until you can actually eat these early bloomers. And then when you think it's time to eat them, it's already too late.
5. You always get guac (even though it's extra) at Chipotle.
Unless you order vegetarian, then I've heard it's free.
6. When you don't feel like going to Chipotle, you try to make your own.
But would it taste like Chipotle guac? That. Is. The Question.
7. When the new version of iOS was released and the avocado emoji was added (finally), you freaked out.
You already know this is going to be your most-used emoji.
8. You probably like other weird, green foods and drinks.
The color green never turns you off.
9. When you're about to slice open what you think is going to be the best avocado ever and it's mostly brown on the inside.
Guess you'll be going to the grocery store (again).
10. Mexican food is your jam.
So naturally, you wonder how many avocados Mexican restaurants go through.
11. You probably own at least one piece of clothing that has an avocado on it.
No shame in that, it's a great conversation starter.
12. You are pretty much convinced that you're the "healthy one" in your friend group.
Chances are if you eat avocados, you already eat other healthy foods, right? Well, let's just say you maintain a balance between your greens and your pizza.
