You have no patience for slow drivers (basically anyone from out of state)
You also know 40 mph really means 65.
You’re driver’s license is a mug shot because we can’t smile in our pictures.
You don’t know how to pump gas and honestly you’re not really upset about it.
You flip someone off at least once on your daily commute.
You should probably be arrested or locked away for the things you've said about the drivers in front of you.
You don’t always use your blinker but the second someone else forgets you’re ready to commit a couple of sins.
No matter how old you are if the Jersey Boys comes on in the car the music is being turned up all the way for a sing-a-long.
You don’t ask for directions no matter how lost you get.
You use the horn more than you use the radio.
Despite all of this, we still believ we’re the best drivers on the road.