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12 Signs That You Are an Aspiring Cat Lady

If you think that you may be, then you probably are!

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12 Signs That You Are an Aspiring Cat Lady
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Have you ever wondered if your life has started simply revolving around you cats instead of the sun? In my personal experience this became glaringly clear when I really started to observe how many areas of my life that my cat had taken over. I am without a doubt already an aspiring cat lady and am learning to accept that fact. Are you wondering whether you are too? Well, here are 12 signs that might solidify it for you!

1. Your Snapchat story is only of your cats

2. So is your Instagram feed


3. Your clothes are ALWAYS covered in cat hair

4. You give someone a hug and leave cat hair on their clothing, too


5. You start every sentence with, "So today my cat..."

6. You're on the phone and suddenly scream, no no no! And whoever is on the other line calmly asks, "Cat again?"


7. When someone says they don't like cats you just look at them like...

8. Your phone screen saver is always your cat because you can't bear to go 20 minutes without looking at that beautiful face


9. You dress up your cat for Halloween because you'd rather stay in with him than go out anyway


10. You keep buying them expensive cat toys, but they never use them because of course playing with dirty clothes and q-tips is so much more fun

11. When your cats get along you see it as a gift from above


12. You'd basically rather spend time with your cats over any person on the planet


Basically cats are the best things on this planet. They love you, snuggle you, bite you and purr. What's not to love?

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