12 Pickup Lines From 'Hamilton' You Never Knew You Needed

12 Pickup Lines From 'Hamilton' You Never Knew You Needed

It's not too late to snag a valentine with the words of Alexander Hamilton on your side.

Filled with romance, love triangles, and songs that'll sweep you off your feet, nothing quite sets the mood for Valentine's Day like the "Hamilton" soundtrack. But if for some reason you won't be spending this Valentine's with your Eliza or you need a clever way to convince your significant other to listen to the "Hamilton" soundtrack with you, then fear no more.

Alexander Hamilton and his squad of smooth talkers are here to help you entice that special someone you've had your eye on. Just pull out one of these one-liners, and you'll soon find you and your beloved in "The Room Where It Happens." Just like the power of "Hamilton," no one will be able to "Say No to This" after you blow them all away with your swoon-worthy words.

1. "I'm a trust fund, baby, you can trust me."

Aaron Burr might have struck out with this one, but coming from your mouth, it'll melt their hearts in no time.

2. "I think your pants look hot. I like you a lot."

Simple, but effective.

3. "I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love."

A little extreme, but, hey, this shows you are willing to show your devotion. Go big or go home.

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4. "Look into your eyes, and the sky's the limit, I'm helpless! Down for the count and I'm drownin' in 'em."

You'll go from feeling "Helpless" to "Satisfied" real quick once you get them digits with this one.

5. "If it takes fighting a war for us to meet, it will have been worth it."

This may not apply so much today, but if they're a fan of "Hamilton"? You're in luck. Hook, line, sinker.

6. "You strike me as a woman who has never been satisfied."

This one's a little risky, but if the chemistry is there? It. Is. On.

7. "No, don't change the subject, 'cause you're my favorite subject."

A cute and clever play on words and also a way to show you want to hear what they have to say. Thanks, King George.

8. "When you smile, you knock me out, I fall apart and I thought I was so smart."

Make sure they're sitting down, otherwise they may go weak in the knees when they hear this one.

9. "Love doesn't discriminate between the sinners and the saints. It takes and it takes and it takes, and we keep loving anyway. We laugh and we cry and we make our mistakes."

The more eloquent and well-articulated way of saying YOLO. So why not?

10. "Best of wives, best of women"

You may be getting a little ahead of yourself with this one, but, hey, if you're planning on proposing, it's a perfect lead-in!

11. "When our children tell our story, they'll tell the story of tonight."

Again, a little forward to start out with, but if you turn out to be right, then it makes you the most romantic person ever.

12. "I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love."

Unless you have the charm and eyes of Jonathan Groff, you might not be able to pull this one off without a restraining order.

May the power of "Hamilton" bring you a little more lovin' this Valentine's Day. Go get 'em, girl!

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14 Stages Of Buying Jonas Brothers Concert Tickets As A 20-Something In 2019

"Alexa, play "Burnin' Up" by the Jonas Brothers."


In case you missed it, the Jonas Brothers are back together and, let me tell you, they're giving us some major jams. For those of us who were there when it all began back in 2007 with their first album, It's About Time, this has been one of the most important events of the year. But nothing, and I mean nothing can rival the excitement every twenty-something felt as the Jonas Brothers announced their Happiness Begins tour. I, for one, put my name in for ticket presale, have been following every single social media site related to the tour/group, and, of course, listening to the Jonas Brothers on repeat. And if you did manage to snag tickets, then you know that this is how your brain has been ever since they announced the tour.

1. Finding out that they're going on tour

2. Hopefully entering your name into the lottery to get presale tickets

3. Finding out that you actually get to buy presale tickets

4. Impatiently waiting for your presale tickets by listening to their songs on repeat

5. And remembering how obsessed you used to be (definitely still are) with them

6. Trying to coordinate the squad to go to the concert with you

7. Waiting in the Ticketmaster waiting room...

8. ...And feeling super frantic/frustrated because there are about 2000 people in line in front of you

9. Actually getting into the site to buy the tickets

10. Frantically trying to find seats you can actually pay for because, let's be real, you're twenty-something and poor

11. Managing to actually get the seats you want

12. Joyfully letting your squad know that you've done it

13. Crying a little because all of the dreams you've had since 2007 are coming true

14. Listening to every single Jonas Brothers song on repeat (again)

If you, like me, have finally fulfilled one of your dreams since childhood, then congrats, my friend! We've made it! Honestly, of all the things I've done in my adult life, this might be the one that child me is the most proud of.

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Severus Snape Is The Worst, And Here's Why

Albus Severus, sweetie, I'm so sorry...


I grew up being absolutely obsessed with the Harry Potter franchise. I read the books for the first time in second and third grade, then again in middle school, and for the third time in my last year of high school. Recently, I had a somewhat heated argument with a fellow fan of the books about Severus Snape. As I've reread the Harry Potter books, I've noticed that, although J.K. Rowling tried to give him a redemption arc, he only got worse because of it. Here's why I still think Severus Snape is the absolute worst.

His love for Lily Potter was actually really creepy. When I was younger and reading the books, I always found the fact that he held fast in his love for Lily to be very endearing, even noble. However, rereading it after going through a couple of relationships myself, I've come to realize that the way he pined over her was super creepy. It was understandable during his time at Hogwarts; he was bullied, and she was the only one who "understood" him. However, she showed zero interest, and if that didn't clue him into realizing that he should back off, her involvement with James Potter should have. She was married. He was pining after a married, happy woman. If he truly loved her, he would have realized how happy she was and backed off. Instead, he took it out on her orphan son and wallowed in bitterness and self-pity, which is creepy and extremely uncool. When a girl is kind to a boy during high school (or in this case, wizard school), it's not an open invitation for him to pine for her for the literal rest of his life and romanticizes the absolute @#$% out of her. It's just her being a decent person. Move on, Severus.

He verbally abused teenagers. One of the most shocking examples of this is in The Prisoner of Azkaban when Snape literally told Neville Longbottom that he would kill his beloved toad, Trevor if he got his Shrinking Potion wrong, and then punished him when he managed to make the potion correctly. Furthermore, poor Neville's boggart was literally Snape. The amount of emotional torture Neville must have been enduring from Snape to create this type of debilitating fear must have been almost unbearable, and even if Snape was simply trying to be a "tough" professor, there is no excuse for creating an atmosphere of hostility and fear like he did in his potions class for vulnerable students like Neville. In addition, he ruthlessly tormented Harry (the last living piece of Lily Potter, his supposed "true love," btw), and made fun of Hermione Granger's appearance. Sure, he might have had a terrible life. However, it's simply a mark of poor character to take it out on others, especially when the people you take it out on are your vulnerable students who have no power to stand up to you. Grow up.

He willingly joined a terrorist group and helped them perform genocide and reign over the wizarding world with terror tactics for a couple of decades. No explanation needed as to why this is terrible.

Despite the constant romanticization of his character, I will always see the core of Severus Snape, and that core is a bitter, slimy, genocidal, manipulative trash being. J.K. Rowling's attempt to redeem him only threw obsessive and controlling traits into the mix. Snape is the absolute worst, and romanticizing him only removes criticism of an insane man who just so happened to be capable of love (just like the vast majority of the rest of us). Thank you, next.

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