12 Days Of Christmas, As Told By 2020
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12 Days Of Christmas, As Told By 2020

"Fa la la la la la la la lockdownnnnnns"

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12 Days Of Christmas, As Told By 2020

On the 1st day of Christmas, 2020 gave to me

A 1 year mandated quarantine.


On the 2nd day of Christmas, 2020 gave to me

2 royal family members leaving

And a 1 year mandated quarantine.


On the 3rd day of Christmas, 2020 gave to me

3 videos of UFO's

2 royal family members leaving

And a 1 year mandated quarantine.


On the 4th day of Christmas, 2020 gave to me

4 million acres burning in Cali

3 videos of UFO's

2 royal family members leaving

And a 1 year mandated quarantine.


On the 5th day of Christmas, 2020 gave to me

5 days of remote learning

4 million acres burning in Cali

3 videos of UFO's

2 royal family members leaving

And a 1 year mandated quarantine.


On the 6th day of Christmas, 2020 gave to me

6 feet of social distancing

5 days of remote learning

4 million acres burning in Cali

3 videos of UFO's

2 royal family members leaving

And a 1 year mandated quarantine.


On the 7th day of Christmas, 2020 gave to me

7 days to declare the president

6 feet of social distancing

5 days of remote learning

4 million acres burning in Cali

3 videos of UFO's

2 royal family members leaving

And a 1 year mandated quarantine.


On the 8th day of Christmas, 2020 gave to me

8 million rolls of toilet paper

7 days to declare the president

6 feet of social distancing

5 days of remote learning

4 million acres burning in Cali

3 videos of UFO's

2 royal family members leaving

And a 1 year mandated quarantine.



On the 9th day of Christmas, 2020 gave to me

9 violent riots

8 million rolls of toilet paper

7 days to declare the president

6 feet of social distancing

5 days of remote learning

4 million acres burning in Cali

3 videos of UFO's

2 royal family members leaving

And a 1 year mandated quarantine.



On the 10th day of Christmas, 2020 gave to me

10 days of self isolation

9 violent riots

8 million rolls of toilet paper

7 days to declare the president

6 feet of social distancing

5 days of remote learning

4 million acres burning in Cali

3 videos of UFO's

2 royal family members leaving

And a 1 year mandated quarantine.



On the 11th day of Christmas, 2020 gave to me

11 murder hornets

10 days of self isolation

9 violent riots

8 million rolls of toilet paper

7 days to declare the president

6 feet of social distancing

5 days of remote learning

4 million acres burning in Cali

3 videos of UFO's

2 royal family members leaving

And a 1 year mandated quarantine.


On the 12th day of Christmas, 2020 gave to me

$1200 stimulus check

11 murder hornets

10 days of self isolation

9 violent riots

8 million rolls of toilet paper

7 days to declare the president

6 feet of social distancing

5 days of remote learning

4 million acres burning in Cali

3 videos of UFO's

2 royal family members leaving

And a 1 year mandated quarantine.



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