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12 60-Year-Old Child Memes To Get You Through Finals

I had no idea this Internet sensation was out there.

Katelyn Asmus
May 09, 2016
Yale University
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12 60-Year-Old Child Memes To Get You Through Finals
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As I was procrastinating instead of studying this week, I found the Internet's greatest gift to the Earth. Seriously, though. I was laughing. I was crying. My friends thought I was possessed. I couldn't breathe. There is just something special about this group of memes that somehow managed to make finals period not quite so terrible. On the other hand, maybe it was just the stress of finals that made these so fantastic.

1. The education system is rigged anyway.

2. Get this girl a life alert, STAT.

3. My gym teacher never bought this one.


4. I'd take it. Money is money.

5. Good thing she got to skip that braces stage.


6. If by Halloween candy, you mean Creme Savers.

7. Bone health is no laughing matter, folks.

8. This one is my favorite. I don't even have words for this one.

9. Is that not normal?

10. I hate it when that happens.

11. Completely fair and still better than celery sticks.

12. Just avoid the popcorn. Either you have no teeth to chew it, or it will get stuck in your dentures.

BONUS:

I realized about halfway into the week that I love these memes so much because my mom basically was 60-year-old-child. I think it's the glasses. Who am I kidding? It's definitely the glasses.

P.S. Mom, I love you, and someday you will find this as funny as my dad and I do. Also, Happy Birthday and Mother's Day and Christmas and Easter and any other holiday that makes you happy. And remember that nice gift I got you a couple of days ago before you take out revenge on me for including this photo.

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