11 Phases Of Your Sleepless Night
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11 Phases Of Your Sleepless Night

Because apparently we don't deserve to be well-rested.

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11 Phases Of Your Sleepless Night
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One of the unfortunate side effects of being a college student is being constantly sleep-deprived. It's not something most of us are actually proud of, even when we pretend to be, which is why when we are presented with the rare opportunity to go to bed at a decent time during a particularly exhausting week, we take it.

Or at least attempt to.

1. At first, you're just stoked that you have the opportunity to go to bed early.



2. You do all the relaxing things the beauty vloggers on Youtube suggest so you can get the most out of your beauty sleep.


3. And then...you put your phone down and you go to bed.


4. ...Only to sit there, awake, for hours.


5. Frustrated, you Google all the sleep remedies. You try drinking tea. It doesn't help.


6. At this point, you've lost all hope.


7. Then, as you sit in your bed thinking about all the times you got to experience sleep and took it for granted...you finally crash.



8. And for a moment, everything is beautiful and perfect.



9. Until this happens.


10. Which makes you want to do this.



11. And then you turn to the one friend who has never let you down: coffee.


You stay hopeful that maybe, one day soon, you'll have a sleep schedule that doesn't make you feel like death. But until then, live your nocturnal life to the fullest.

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