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11 Times The Regional Manager Of Dunder Mifflin, Scranton Summed Up College

Michael Gary Scott is the GOAT.

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11 Times The Regional Manager Of Dunder Mifflin, Scranton Summed Up College
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If you have ever watched The Office, then you know that Michael Gary Scott may be one of the most unintelligent intelligent men out there.

He somehow manages to be regional manager of the Scranton branch yet some of the things he does or says seems middle school.

Now that college is kicking back up, however, I have found that Michael Scott is extremely relatable.

"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."

You want to make friends, but you try to act tough. It can be hard.

"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way."

Every presentation.

"I am Beyoncé, always."

You sometimes need to hype yourself up in the mirror before going to class. Let's face it, you know you might see your crush on the way.

"And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do."

When your professor gives you the exam, and suddenly it's like you never studied.

"I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."

You've debated dropping out.

"I'm an early bird and I'm a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms."

Sometimes you are so sleep deprived that only you think that you make sense.

"I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little sticious."

Whenever you meet someone new, you're a little skeptical. Everyone deserves a chance though.

"Oh God, my mind is going a mile an hour."

When you're craving sometimes you just can't concentrate.

"I am dead inside."

Every morning you wake up and have to go to class, you feel dead.

"I understand nothing."

When the professor writes notes on the board and continues like you already knew everything.

"I don't even consider myself a part of society."

Once you get enough homework, you can say goodbye to your social life.

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