These problems only hairstylists will understand...
Stylist: "So how is your dog Wendy doing these days?"
Client: "I once had a fish named Fred... Is that what you are talking about?"
Stylist: "....Yes?"
2. "I want my hair to look voluminous, but without the volume."
Yes, and I want a unicorn to feed me strawberries while floating on a magical, sparkly lake....
3. Taking off gloves after coloring and realizing there was old color inside
Well, now my pretty pink manicure looks like mustard stains... fantastic!
4. Talking over a hairdryer
Just smile and nod, lets just hope she didn't just tell you her grandpa died last week.
5. Cutting a fidgety clients' hair
If you don't sit still now I will cut a piece of your hair and call it an 'accident'. Do I have your attention now?
6. "I cut my own hair"
Yes, we can tell...The worst part of this situation is when they think it actually looks good.
7.When the client refuses to believe a picture is Photoshoped
Stylist: "This picture is edited."
Client: "Yes, I want my hair to look like this."
Stylist: *sighs*
8. Trying to bring more color into your wardrobe
Everything you buy is black, or some variation on black. And if bleach lightens some part of our favorite shirt the black Sharpie will come out!
9. Doing our makeup and hair on an off day is a big nope!
Why do we want to go through all that trouble, we'll be hiding from the world anyway.
10. Seeing a client outside of the salon
Even when you did a great job on their hair, it is still a little awkward to say hello...
11. Removing all the little hairs stuck in your shirts and bras
How did it even get there? Needless to say, baby powder is our favorite thing. (Also a teasing brush, it works like magic)
