1. My college is prettier than yours.
Bitches are so jealous that we attend Endicott College Country Club. Likeee it's not our fault you were looking in the wrong places during your high school college search.
2. Parking is...tight
3. There's a pattern on the weekends...
The scene on Friday's can sometimes be pretty dull. Some dramatic people may go as far as saying its a ghost town.
But I guess everyone rises from the dead on Saturday because I usually have a pretty good time.
4. The Endicops LOVE giving out "autographs"!
5. Welcome to the Callahan Center!
Our lovely dining hall/karaoke bar/mechanical bull ride/recreational steakhouse!
6. During accepted students day we are on our BEST behavior.
Students, if the parents ask, repeat after me:
"Yes, the ice sculpture is always there."
"Yes, the food is always like this."
"Was Endicott the original plan for Heaven? ...Maybe"
7. The Einstein's ladies are a f*cking riot!
I love our little (emphasis on little) on-campus coffee and bagel shop.
Yes, its a bit frustrating when Einsteins has reached its max capacity of five people.
Yes, it stinks when the line for Einstein's BEGINS at the Callahan.
And sure, its not ideal when the entire campus seems to want their coffee at the EXACT. SAME. TIME. And Einsteins ends up looking like this...
But besides being shoulder to shoulder and feeling like you're in the townhouses, there is a little something that makes the struggles of Einstein's all worthwhile...
The ladies who work there! Especially Fontini!
Nothing beats the hilariously ruthless banter of Fontini and her friends. There's no perfect way to describe it, but it's definitely something you won't find at any coffee shop.
8. The Lodge
The lodge is definitely the crowned jewel of Endicott in my opinion. It's like the perfect after-party on the weekends. The night is never concluded without a trip to the lodge. I remember one year it got so wild there that campus safety actually had to break it up...
9. Our support at sporting events ranges from 1 to DEADLY.
We're all about spreading kindness at Endicott.
Except at games. When it comes to the field, or the court, or the rink...we're out for blood.
10. We've all experienced The Purge
We like to call it...the housing process
11. WE HAVE ALL MASTERED THE ART OF A FIRE DRILL.
Dear Mom, thanks to the 1257362813 fire drills I've experienced during college, the most important thing I've learned is the ability to sleep through the loudest f*cking sound known to man.
12. We all know how to perfectly bullshit an assignment.
The amount of essays and assignments I have pulled out of my ass and past off as “final” amazes me. Is it about learning or meeting that 11:59 pm deadline? Let me know.
Conclusion
Sure, there are much more little details that make our school unique and a home to us all. But these are the 12 of the things I thought stood out.
I hope you enjoyed the article gulls, thanks for reading!
