First off, I want to thank whoever discovered that the coffee bean could be turned into a delicious and much-needed energizing drink. Amen to you. Secondly, I want to thank my mom for getting me addicted to coffee at a young age. Without you I'd have more money in my bank account, but my coffee-loving soul would be a dark void. And lastly, I want to give my college a shout-out for always having a place to get coffee during my class hours. If you're anything like me, you'll understand this article.

1. Going through the day without coffee is kind of like this:

2. When Starbucks discontinues one of your favorite drinks:

3. "You spent how much on coffee?"

4. "Can you put this $5 on my Starbucks card, then swipe my card for my drink?"

5. When you spend an insane amount of money at Starbucks just to be a Gold Card Member:

6. "Have you ever tried drinking tea instead?"

7. The invention of the Keurig was the best thing to happen to you:

8. Having about 50 mugs and plastic Starbucks cups:

9. When the Barista knows your name and order by heart:

10. Being able to drink coffee black:

11. When the person in front of you special orders at Starbucks:

12. Drinking coffee late in the day and not being able to sleep on time.