Animals are fantastic creatures. They just live their life being cute and stuff. I always wanted to be a dog or a cat growing up because they get so much love and attention that I would thrive on this. Luckily for me, going to college has made me realize that I'm actually a cat. So you're probably wondering, "well, am I cat too?" If you weren't thinking that, then just go with it. I've finally studied and found the signs on how to tell if you too are a cat.
1. You're cute and fluffy.
Yep, you are super cute, everyone just thinks you're super precious. Just living life and being who you are, laying around and meowing at humans to feed you.
2. You're cute, but you're also pretty sassy.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, human. You can look at me, but anything more than that and I will scratch your eyes out.
3. You need attention but like not too much attention.
Like yes, please play with my hair, talk to me, and give me cuddles, but also I need you to back away after like five minutes. Also, don't touch my belly.
4. You yell at/annoy everyone until you're given food.
I am hungry right now, I must be fed immediately or I'll destroy your life starting with your furniture. I don't care if you have a deadline for your homework or you're bleeding out, give me food before I continue caring.
5. You're scared easily.
Unexpected deadlines? Homework? RESPONSIBILITIES? RUN AWAY! Anything that is absolutely important and has to be done immediately is the most terrifying thing you experience.
6. Speaking of scared, those other humans are pretty terrifying.
Yes, I know, Robert, I liked you like two days ago but I need you to not come near me and create a conversation with me.
7. You hate wearing pants and clothes in general.
What do you mean we have to wear pants to this meeting? NO DEBBIE, I DON'T LOOK CUTE AT ALL AND I NEED YOU TO STOP TAKING PICTURES OF ME.
8. Water is the enemy.
No, please don't make me shower. I just want to lay down here and pretend that nothing is happening. Also, water means it takes forever to dry off and that means more steps that I just don't want to take.
9. You hide under your sheets 90% of the time.
If you're under the sheets then no one can talk to you and you can avoid all human interaction but also be warm. You can even avoid important responsibilities.
10. You take lots of naps.
Cats sleep about 22 hours a day and so do you. Naps are essential to survival and you thrive on your daily naps. To make it better, you can nap anywhere without a single care.
11. Finally, you spend those nap hours dreaming of world domination.
The world is in a state of chaos currently and we're teetering on the edge of something very scary. Luckily for the world, you've been planning world domination for a better tomorrow (hopefully, IDK what kind of cat you are?)
If you relate to at least all of these, you're probably a cat and that's pretty cool. Do what you want with this information. Stay cool, cats.
