If you're like me and have been binge-watching all ten seasons of "Friends" over the summer, you may have come to realize that Joey is actually you. Here's why:
1. You hate sharing food more than anything. So does Joey.
2. Basically, food is your number one priority.
3. You're more interested in your milkshake because... well, it's a milkshake.
4. You're both logical.
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5. You, like Joey, have accepted your body the way it is.
6. Pizza is the most important food group in your opinion.
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7. You both prepare for Thanksgiving accordingly.
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8. You know how to still have fun, even though you're a grown-up.
9. You give the best advice to your friends.
10. You get a little angry when your friends leave you out of their pizza plans. Who wouldn't?!
11. If you're taking a foreign language course, you're about as good as Joey trying to speak French. (Hopefully things get better for you than they did for him.)
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If you aren't the Joey of your friend group, or even Monica, just remember: at least you aren't Ross.