11 Reasons Why Andy Dwyer Is The Perfect Guy
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11 Reasons Why Andy Dwyer Is The Perfect Guy

He's so sassy and chill that you won't find anyone better.

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11 Reasons Why Andy Dwyer Is The Perfect Guy

Andy Dwyer. That name can either have zero connotations to you or a million for someone else. I've come to the conclusion that Andy is the poster man for any relationship. Whether we're an Ann or an April, some guy like Andy will more than likely be our soulmate. Let's ponder the reasons as to why he's an ideal candidate for every deserving girl on Earth.

1. He will splurge with you when you're on a diet and not give any craps about it.

Yes, he loves carbs as much as you do but butter takes the cake.

2. The little things blow his mind and he will become overly excited.

It's like taking a large, bearded child to the store every time. But that's okay, he's your large bearded child.

3. He loves animals just as much as you do.

Forget about the single 40 year old cat lady, you're the married 40 year old cat and dog lady.

4. When you're sick he will WebMD every symptom and aid in your accusation that you are actually dying. Romantically encouraging, of course.

He won't mind at all typing explosive diarrhea into Google.

5. ....but his fake doctor skills are not that sharp.

After all, no WIFI could be your biggest problem.

5. His grocery skills aren't to keen but you'll definitely be surprised when he returns.

Not the sharpest tack in the box but so cute nonetheless.

6. His life was in shambles before he met you.

The pit must have been a pretty chill place to have such a beautiful man live there.

7. His O-face is hella cute and mischievous.

He makes that same face when he hears some juicy gossip, so you always know what's happening.

8. There are absolutely no secrets between you two.

It becomes a serious affair when he tells you everything.

9. ....and some of those secrets are super stupid.

Don't worry, Rebecca is okay.

10. But he never fails to tell you you're beautiful every single day.

Even under some fluorescent lights he informs you.

11. No matter what anyone says, he's your buffoon who loves you very much.

You're tear duct may produce some sort of liquid in 3.8 seconds.


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