We all know that Disneyland is, and forever will be, "The Happiest Place On Earth". However, it is no secret that Target comes in as a close second. You can have the same amount of fun wandering the aisles of Target as you can standing in the Hyperspace Mountain line for three hours, and there is never a shortage of food, things to waste money on or magic. In fact, if "The Happiest Place On Earth" wasn't already copyrighted, I'm pretty sure Target would take it. So here some reasons on why Target is so magical.
1. There are endless possibilities.
A plaster rhino head for your wall? A gold spike ball for decoration? Octopus plates? Pickles? Whatever you're into, Target probably has.
2. The Spot. $3 for something I don't need but is absolutely adorable? YES PLEASE.
Totally justifiable because it's only either $1 or $3... right?
3. Everything is Just. So. CUTE.
I didn't know I needed that three-tiered cupcake display holder, but it matches these adorable throw pillows in the next section.... so I'll take one of each, please.
4. Your favorite cashier can quickly become a homie.
They won't judge you if they've seen you every day straight for the past 10 days. Once that bond is formed, you get to know all about their dog, their kids, and how much they hate that one TV show. They might even invite you to a family party they're hosting later that day (true life).
5. There is always something to waste your money on. Always.
Get tired of having money you don't know what to do with? Yeah, me too. Thank goodness for Target, though!
6. You and your friends can go to explore and have fun.
Have nothing better to do on a Saturday evening? Go to Target!
7. You always know what to expect.
Groceries over there, stationary over here, red signs everywhere, the white and red speckled tile flooring... yep, this is home.
8. ... but there are always new things being added to inventory too.
There is a reason you need to come back every other day! Because you can't miss out on all the newest seasonal things being added, can you?!
9. Nobody ever tells you no.
Even if you want to be those customers and go cart surfing, you generally will not hear the word "no" from an employee. Your bank might object to your newest Target withdrawal, but this is your life.
10. The Target smell.
This is a thing. Have you ever noticed that smell that hits you right when you walk through the automatic doors? Every location I've ever been to always has this heavenly, familiar scent- understated, yet still present. It smells so good, sometimes you just want to... eat it?
11. Target is always there for you.
Rain or shine, good days or bad days. Target is never far away, and has generous open hours, so you are always welcome.
