Sloths. Everyone has a general idea about them, and I don't know a single soul who wouldn't smile at a picture of them. If a sloth came up on Tinder, I would swipe right. That sloth would have so many matches, and it has more than enough love to give with all of them.

1. They never stop smiling.

Smiling is infectious, too- this may be why so many people love them. But that's just a small part of it.

2. Kristen Bell really loves them.

Like, probably more than she loves anything else. And, honestly, same.

3. They can bring people to tears.

They're so adorable it's overwhelming. What can I say.

4. They don't do anything they don't want to do.

And good luck convincing them otherwise.

5. They aren't prejudiced!

6. They generally oppose walls.

They generally oppose most things, but bigotry is definitely not on their list of priorities.

7. They create minimal noise pollution.

With the exception of those cute little squeaks, sloths aren't saying much.

8. Who doesn't identify with their lethargy?

I would love to hang around all day, wouldn't you?

9. They seem like good listeners.

I would gladly talk to them about all my problems all day long. What a great shoulder to cry on!

10. They're easily pleased.

Just give them a tea bath and some trees, and they're pretty content.

11. Those guys are loyal.

And you definitely can't convince me otherwise. If nothing else, they just can't get away fast enough.