Whether or not you've taken organic chemistry, you probably know someone who has. And, let's be honest, from what they describe, it sounds like they've gotten a new boyfriend or something...and a sh*tty one at that. To all those science majors, here are 11 reasons organic chemistry is like a bad boyfriend.
1. He isolates you from your friends.
“Oh, no no. You’re all mine tonight. Who needs friends when you have me?”
2. He is too needy.
“You don’t spend enough time with me...an hour a day? That’s not enough. You obviously don’t love me. If you spent less time on calculus, genetics, and philosophy you’d have more time for me. Might as well give up eating, sleeping, and living too, if I’m being honest.”
3. He gets jealous of bio.
“Oh, you wanna switch to bio? I see how it is! No, no...I hope you two are happy together.”
4. He is no fun.
“That’s a cute song you made up to remember the functional groups...NOT. Remember, you can’t sing that ballad during the exam. All you’ll be singing is an apology to your professors when you flunk out of college.”
5) He tells you what to wear when you visit.
“Babe, pull that hair back and
6. He rates your relationship.
“Eh...you’re an 89 on a scale from 1 to 100. Some days you’re more like a 67 depending on if you smile too much or talk about happiness. Sorry, babe, but it’s unflattering to not be trying hard enough.”
7. He makes you cry.
“Aw, nice shot, babe. Not everyone can be born a winner.”
8. He has no sense of humor.
"You won’t be laughing after the next exam.”
9. He makes you feel guilty for having fun.
“A whole 30-minute episode of The Big Bang Theory? You savage. Do I mean nothing to you anymore?”
10. He is too nitpicky.
“You forgot a sig fig. Uh oh, you know how upset that makes me.”
11) He puts you in danger.
"Don't be a coward. Risks only include burning, itching, melting flesh, lung collapse, explosive diarrhea, and ultimately death. Nothing new here."
11. He makes you contemplate leaving.
“We’re not compatible because you just can’t understand me, babe...literally.”
But you stay with the jerk anyway for at least two years, only seeing afterwards how much this toxic relationship has prepared you for life. Let's get real, you ain't gonna take this sh*t from anyone ever again!
Unless you're me and you just switch your major to sociology instead.
