If you're ever graced with the opportunity to see Thomas Rhett in concert, take it and don't look back. The price of the ticket will be outrageously high (even for a seat in the nosebleeds) and there will be waaay too many people, but life will move on and you will be okay (broke, but okay). Here are just a few of the thousands of people you'll see at one of his concerts (or any concert).
1. That random middle-aged couple that just sits there and judges everyone around them.
#Goals.
2. That one girl who cries when she sees Thomas Rhett come on stage.
Don't be this girl. This girl is annoying.
3. That one person who doesn't know the words to any of the songs.
She probably lives under a rock, tbh.
4. People who look at their phones more than they look at Thomas Rhett.
This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see such a beautiful human, and you look at your phone...really?
5. That girl who snapchats the whole entire concert.
I feel bad for the people who watch her stories.
6. That mom who tagged along with her daughter and all her friends, just to be known as the "cool mom."
This will be me when I grow up... brace yourselves.
7. That old lady who stands up and flosses for a straight five minutes during the intermissions.
You wish I was kidding.
8. The few people on the outskirts of the pit dancing like they are straight up intoxicated.
Another one you probably wish I was joking about.
9. People who leave right before the concert is over, and then stand in the aisles because it's not actually over.
You've gotta stay until the singer leaves the stage y'all.
10. The other people in the pit you are so incredibly jealous of, but you're glad you're not standing where they are.
Besides the fact that you could possibly touch Thomas Rhett's hand, you have to stand the whole entire time and you're constantly being pushed by the people behind you... no thank you.
11. You and your best friends dancing and singing to every word of every song because you love Thomas Rhett.
Yep, this was definitely me.
Even though I had to drive an hour and a half to actually get to the concert, I'm so glad I decided to buy a ticket to his nearly sold-out concert one week before.
#noragrets.