11 Movie Quotes That You Need To Hear When You're Down

11 Pick-Me-Up Quotes From Movies You Watch On A Bad Day You'll Recite Over And Over

Kick your feet up and pop some popcorn, I promise you a laugh.

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This week I wanted to give you all a lighthearted and funny listicle. I know it's the time of the year where everyone starts getting sick, stressed and seasonally depressed. We all have those days where we're just feeling a little down. I'm sure these movie quotes can turn that around! Kick your feet up and pop some popcorn, I promise you a laugh.

Here are all of the quotes that I can't help but to recite when watching a movie... yup, I am THAT person.

"You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus."

("Step Brothers," 2008)

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"Step Brothers" is filled with one-liners that will have you cracking up in minutes. If you're happy, watch "Step Brothers." If you're sad, watch "Step Brothers." This movie can solve anything in 98 minutes!!!

"I am McLovin"

("Superbad," 2007)

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Enough said.

"That's my credo: No regrets."

("We're the Millers," 2008)

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This is a movie quote that I feel like is applied to every day life quite often and yes I'll always laugh at the reference.

"Bye Buddy, I hope you find your dad!"

("Elf," 2003)

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Quotable even after the holidays. "Elf" is the best.

    "It's not a man purse. It's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one."

("The Hangover," 2009)

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Whatever you say, Alan!

"I wanna get chocolate wasted!"

("Grown Ups," 2010)

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Who doesn't?

"Are you a narc?" 

("The Heat," 2013)

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"The Heat" is by far one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. Undoubtably one of Melissa McCarthy's best.

"I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to."

("Napoleon Dynamite," 2004)

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Gimme some of your tots!

"Why are you so sweaty?" "I was watching Cops."

("Step Brothers," 2008)

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Yes, another "Step Brothers" quote. I could probably quote this movie in my sleep. My dad's and my favorite.

"When I close my eyes I see you for what you truly are...which is UGLY!" 

("She's the Man," 2006)

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"She's the Man" is so underrated. If you haven't seen it, WATCH IT.

"Are you guys ready to scr-mi-mimage?" 

("The Benchwarmers," 2006)

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Gus, Gus Bus! Highly recommend this one, it's a classic.

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75 Of The Most Iconic Vine Quotes

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Vine may be dead but Vine references live on. I still watch Vine threads AT LEAST twice a day. Here are 75 of the most quotable vines:

1. "Ooooooo, he needs some milk."

2. "Hi, welcome to Chili's."

3. "It is Wednesday, my dudes."

4. "Country boy, I love you ahhhwweelhwh..."

5. "Escalera oooooooaaaa!"

6. "F**k ya chicken strips!"

7. "Barbecue sauce on my titties."

8. "Gimme your F**KING money!"

9. "That was legitness."

10. "Ms. Keisha, MS. KEISHA! Oh my f**king God, she f**king dead."

11. "Fre-sha-vocado."

12. "Staaaahp! I coulda dropped my croissant!"

13. "That's my OPINION."

14. "You're not my dad, ugly ass f**king noodle head."

15. "What the f**k, Richard."

16. "This bitch empty, YEET!"

17. "Road work ahead? Yeah, I sure hope it does."

18. "What up, I'm Jared I'm 19, and I never f**king learned how to read."

19. "Um, I'm never been to oovoo javer."

20. "My God, they were roommates."

21. "Why are you running, why are you running?"

22. "Whoever threw that paper, your mom's a hoe."

23. "I can't swim."

24. "Lebron James."

25. "It's an avocado, thanksssss..."

26. "Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick."

27. "Watch your profanity."

28. "I love you bitch, I ain't never gonna stop loving you, biiiiiitch."

29. "What are thoooooose?"

30. "I smell like beef."

31. "You better stop."

32. "What the F**K IS UP KYLE?"

33. "Come get y'all juice."

34. "Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they're not gay."

35. "So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?"

36. "I wanna be a cowboy, baby."

37. "Why you always lying?"

38. "Nice Ron" "I sneezed, oh, what, am I not allowed to sneeze?"

39. "I'm washing me and my clothes."

40. "Honey, you've got a big storm coming."

41. "XOXO, gossip girl."

42. "Shoutout to all the pear."

43. "A potato flew around my room before you came."

44. "Chipotle is my life."

45. "Look at all those chickens!"

46. "YOU BETTER STOP."

47. "I like turtles."

48. "It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life, watermelon, INSIDE A WATERMELON."

49. "Deez nuts, HA GOT EM?"

50. "F**k you, I don't want no ravioli."

51. "21."

52. "I'm in my mum's car, broom broom."

53. "Iridocyclitis."

54. "You know what, I'm about to say it."

55. "That is NOT correct."

56. "Uh, I'm not finished" "Oh my God, can you let me do what I need to do?"

57. "I have osteoporosis."

58. "ADAM."

59. "Merry Chrysler."

60. "Wait a minute, who ARE you?"

61. "Try me, bitch."

62. "When will you learn, THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?"

63. "I didn't get no sleep cause of y'all, y'all not gone get no sleep cause of me!"

64. "Do you want to go see Uncle Cracker or no?"

65. "So no head?"

66. "You got eczema."

67. "I am shooketh."

68. "Hey my name is Trey, I have a basketball game tomorrow."

69. "Can I PLEASE get a waffle?"

70. "There is only one thing worse than a rapist." "A child."

71. "Ah f**k, I can't believe you've done this."

72. "Bitch, I hope the f**k you do."

73. "Two shots of vodka."

74. "F**k off Janet, I'm not going to your f**king baby shower."

75. "JEEEEEZ, Jesus Christ."

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20 Thoughts That Will Run Through Our Heads When We Finally See 'Avengers: Endgame' This Friday

Mr Stark, I don't feel so good...

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April 26th is either going to be the worst or best day of the year. Best, because it's my last day of class. Worst, because that means finals. And more importantly, the release of Marvel's "Avengers: Endgame." Like most fans, I've been keeping updated on the movies (and some of the spin-off TV shows), and this movie could really live up to its title.

Frankly, I'm terrified to find out what's going to happen, but at this point, there's probably nothing that can surprise me. Just like the 20 MCU movies that have been released into the world, here are 20 things I'm going to be thinking when I sit down and watch the beginning of the end this Friday.

1. Wait, what happened in “Infinity War” again??

Uh.... can anyone give me a quick summary of the last 10 years of Marvel movies?

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2.  Who is this guy?

There's like 50 billion characters in this universe... So who is that?

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3. Oh, lol. That's Thanos.

I was wondering why he looked so familiar.

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4. I swear if I have to see any of the original Avengers die in 1080p I’m going to FIGHT the Russo brothers.

I can't believe this movie came out 7 years ago....

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5. WHAT IS HAPPENING!!!!

Me holding in a scream at the theater.

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6. I’m… so confused.

Does this movie even have a plot or am I just bad at movie comprehension?

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7. Maybe I should’ve binged all 20 MCU movies and all the spin-off serieses before watching this...

Maybe we should've given Marvel's Agents of SHIELD a chance. (Just kidding, I love that show)

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8. JUST KIDDING! I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THAT!!!

I'm a full-time student with homework, labs, and a part-time job. I don't have time to watch a new Marvel movie every month, okay?!

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9. Oh shoot what’s happening I got distracted...

Just spent 5 minutes cleaning up my spilled popcorn and missed an important plot point. Oops.

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10. WAIT NO… THIS CAN’T BE REAL

GET UP, *Insert your favorite character*!!!

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11. ANT-MAN ANT-MAN ANT-MAN

I'm not going to pretend like I know what's going to happen, but I know Ant-man has an important part to play. I will speak that into existence.

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12. Why didn’t Thanos just create more resources if he thought there was an overpopulation problem? There are plenty of abandoned planets and galaxies out there, and he thought it was best to delete half of all sentient life? He has the power to change space and he couldn’t just move everyone somewhere else? Why did he have to snap? He probably caused more problems by instantly dusting half the universe. What did he think he was going to gain from that? This movie makes no sense.

Thanos when he gathered all the Infinity Stones:

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13. OH MY GOD IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW

It's all fun and games until you figure out the grand plan and all the pieces fall into place...

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14.  Did they really just make that joke… Now is NOT the time

Do these directors not understand the struggle we are going through right now???

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15. Actually now that I think about it, that was pretty funny.

I guess those Russo brothers are decent at humor or something.

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16. WHAT

Is this allowed???

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17.  HUH

I didn't pay $10 for this to get my feelings HURT.

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18. I officially hate Marvel. Bye.

Me @ me after "THE END" pops up on the screen and all of my favorite characters are still suffering.

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19.  Ooh end credits!

Real MCU fans KNOW the struggle of waiting 20 minutes just for a 30 second extra scene.

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20. HELLO????????????? DID WE REALLY JUST WITNESS THAT???? WITH OUR OWN EYES??????

I don't think I'll make it to the next movie...

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Remember, Thanos demands your silence (no spoilers, guys). See y'all on the other side.

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