We have all been there; getting that dreadful text, asking what we are doing, and having to think of a quick excuse because we just don't feel like going out. And it's not like we can straight up tell you why because not everyone will understand the reasoning. So we result to a large string of excuses we have stashed up in our heads. Here are my top 100:
1. My mom said no.
2. I have to babysit.
3. I have to pick up my siblings.
4. I have a 7 a.m. class tomorrow.
5. I'm not feeling too well. *Cough Cough*
6. I have to work.
7. I have a doctor's appointment.
8. I'm grounded.
9. *Doesn't reply to text until after the fact* Oh sorry I just saw this!
10. My mom is making me do my chores.
11. I have a church event.
12. I have so much homework.
13. I have to take care of my mental health (if you want to go the honest route).
14. My dog has separation issues and I can't leave my dog for more than 10 minutes at a time.
15. I lost my keys.
16. I promised my little sister I would spend time with her.
17. I have a dentist appointment.
18. I have to take my brother and his girlfriend to the movies.
19. I have no money.
20. I have to go grocery shopping.
21. My mom won't let me leave the house unless I clean my room.
22. I am so tired.
23. I have an orthodontist appointment.
24. I have to work.
25. It's family night.
26. I have to finish a project.
27. I'm out of town (this may be harder and you won't be able to post on social media or leave the house).
28. I have a horrible migraine.
29. I already promised some others that I would hang out.
30. I am too busy listening to Harry Style's album (Where is the lie though).
31. I painted my nails and cannot move until they dry.
32. I'm spending some time with my grandma.
33. My job just called me in.
34. I'm getting my hair cut.
35. I'm out of gas.
36. Gotta work on my fitness and hit the gym.
37. I'm dead.
38. I totally forgot that [Insert random name here] is coming to town!
39. I need to get ready for [Insert random name here]'s arrival!
40. I had a really late night.
41. I have to go to youth group.
42. It's too cold outside.
43. It's too hot outside.
44. It's raining.
45. I need a "Me" day.
46. I have to pick my siblings up from school.
47. I have to babysit.
48. I heard Taylor Swift might be coming out with a new album so I can't.
49. I am almost caught up with the latest season of Grey's Anatomy.
50. There's a spider on the door, therefore I cannot leave.
51. I have to stay at home to sign for a package.
52. I have this after work thing I got to go to.
53. I promised my friend I'd help them move into their new apartment.
54. It's my turn to cook dinner that night.
55. My mom is making me paint the bathroom.
56. I have to take my dog to the vet.
57. I think I ate some bad sushi.
58. My dog fell asleep on me and I can't move.
59. I am cleaning out my closet.
60. It's my [Insert family member name] birthday.
61. I have a date with my BF/GF.
62. I really have to catch up on my reading.
63. There's a new episode of Riverdale on tonight.
64. I have to plan my friend's bachelorette party.
65. My parents are making me go to this function.
66. I've fallen and I can't get up.
67. I need to go to tutoring.
68. I can't it's Sunday (helps if your Mormon).
69. I have a work meeting.
70. I have to do some Spring Cleaning.
71. My bed gets jealous when I'm anywhere but with it.
72. It's nap time.
73. I have to wash my car.
74. I have a turkey in the oven and can't leave.
75. I have to finish this book.
76. My mom signed us up for a mother-daughter/son activity.
77. I signed up for a seminar that's starting right now and it won't end till late.
78. I'm going camping.
79. I have to go to the DMV (This will allow you to get out of anything for any amount of time).
80. I'm busy writing the next great American novel.
81. I'm busy scrapbooking.
82. Disney Channel is playing a marathon of their old movies.
83. I have so much to do tomorrow.
84. My car won't start.
85. I don't have a car and don't want to bother by asking for a ride.
86. I bought a movie via Red Box and have to watch it tonight otherwise I'll be charged a dollar.
87. I forgot I had other plans!
88. I need to wash my hair.
89. My neighbor is having a crisis and I have to help.
90. I just Uber-Eat'd Chick Fil A.
91. I'm drunk and can't drive.
92. I have got to finish my scrapbook of me as a baby that my mom started but was too lazy to finish.
93. I have a family issue to resolve.
94. I have diarrhea (It's so embarrassing, that no one will question it).
95. I have to finish making my Spotify playlist.
96. I have to run a 5K.
97. My mom borrowed my car.
98. My ex and I just broke up. I can't bear to leave the house.
99. I have to write a blog post.
100. I just have to much to do, I am having a panic attack.
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