10 Types Of Drunk As Told By Harry Potter
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10 Types Of Drunk As Told By Harry Potter

We all know the flirty drunk, emotional drunk, and hot mess drunk. If not, then it is probably you.

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10 Types Of Drunk As Told By Harry Potter
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We all know that one person that somehow always loses their phone after a night out. We all have that one friend who just becomes a tad bit sassy after a drink or two. And we definitely all love that one guy with the crazy drinking stories. If you denied any of these...then you are that friend.

1. The Hungry Drunk


You know when you have been exercising religiously and your diet has been amazingly healthy? Well, this is the drunk friend that can somehow make you throw all of that away and order 21 Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers, three large fries, six orders of chicken nuggets, and a Diet Coke.

2. The One-Drink Drunk

This little friend is usually a girl. Give them one glass of Sangria and they will be dancing the night away with a lamp shade on their head....guilty.

3. The Sober Drunk

No matter what... they will convince you that they are as sober as a judge. Usually the "mom" friend of the group. We all need one of these around to hold our hair back...

4. The Party Animal Drunk

The complete opposite of Sober Drunk, these buds are going all night long. They are buying you your next shot and picking out the next dance song. Do not try sneaking out early on them...

5. The Flirty Drunk

One of the most dangerous types of drunk there is. Wether you wake up the next morning in regret or just have the best pick up lines at the bar, these drunks always seem to get into trouble.

6. The Feisty Drunk

Their alcohol limit is a very fine line before they start throwing punches. Sometimes these drunks are best kept at home...away from breakables. Whatever you do...don't make eye contact.

7. The Emotional Drunk

They might cry because they love you or because they stepped on a bug earlier that day. They just love you so so so much and are so happy you are friends, as their tears and beer spill all over themselves.

8. The Philosophical Drunk

Get ready to have the best "Life Talks" you have ever had in your life. These drunks will look up at the stars with you and contemplate the entire galaxy. Talk with them too long and you just might second guess your entire existence.

9. The Hot Mess Drunk

These poor dears are just all over the place. They are stumbling and slurring and just can't seem to get it together. They are such a disaster but for some reason you cannot seem to look away...

10. The Gone and Never Coming Back Drunk

The lost souls of the group. Now is the time to grab the Sharpie and doodle on their forehead because they won't be waking up for a very long time. The best part is re-living the entire night by telling them all of the silly things they did before they passed out.

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