The holiday season is right around the corner..."gawd dammit."
For those who enjoy It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia as much as I do, then this list of pure Frank Reynolds moments shall put you right in the mood for the overly hyped and sometimes too much holiday season.
Frank Reynolds, the father-but-not-really-the-true-birth-father of Dee and Dennis Reynolds is the money man behind the Gang's relentlessly selfish and hilariously executed schemes, as well as being a centered character on the long-running show. His love of Rumham, his odd sleeping arrangement with supposed son Charlie, and his non-stop pursuit of women and cheap expenses is what makes Frank Reynolds a perfect example to emphasize when it comes to how your holiday season will go as a college student.
1. When you leave school for winter break and are in a rush home
Hopefully, you don't slip or fall in the snow as you run into the house where your mom is ironing clothes and your grandmother's coming out of the bathroom.
2. Now that you're home, you don't have to worry about being courteous like when you're at school (such as flushing your shirt out of stress)
Now you just gotta share one bathroom with only a handful of people like your family, except if there's only one toilet DON'T FLUSH YOUR SHIRT AND SHOES IF YOU'RE STRESSED ABOUT SOMETHING.
3. When you and your uncle have a stare down at the family party because there's only one glass of eggnog left
He's the uncle you like, but now that you're older you can challenge him for that one glass of eggnog that's left on the table at the family holiday party.
4. When your mom catches you coming home late at night and uses the 'my baby' routine because she's disappointed, not mad
5. When you're out with your friends for lunch and the sun is brighter than ever
Due to the fact that winter calls for a brighter sun, that means you still need sunglasses if it's nice out but it's still 36 degrees out.
6. The 'kids' table at Thanksgiving be like
Does there need to be an explanation for this?
7. When you're back from Thanksgiving after having clean clothes, better food, and privacy but your roommate didn't go home for Thanksgiving
It's pretty self-explanatory when you see the same pizza box from three weeks ago still there.
8. When everyone in your family asks you if you're ready for the upcoming semester
IT'S NOT EVEN NEW YEAR'S EVE AND YOUR FAMILY IS ASKING ABOUT NEXT SEMESTER. WHAT???
9. When you're not trying to be obvious about what you want for Christmas
No, you don't want a sweater or deodorant. Cold. Hard. CASH, baybay.
10. When you see Turkey (obviously)
It's the one holiday meal we all look forward to, am I right?
Frank Reynolds is a national treasure, so hopefully, this list sums up YOUR holiday season this year. Good luck, eat a lot, and enjoy!
(Until your family discovers you failed finals)
(Just kidding)
(Maybe)
