It's summertime -- the period of time when the heat ramps up, and we all begin to shed off the layers and shorten the length of our clothes. Not much can save you from the sweltering heat, the dripping sweat, and the burning rays. Yes, the South gets a bit more hot than the North, but heat knows no boundaries and increases throughout, not only the summer, but also the day. Sometimes, you just wish that winter would come around again, but then we would all freeze. Well, we have all been there. These are the thoughts we all have during 90 degree weather.
"But sometimes I like to close my eyes, and imagine what it'll be like when summer does come." Olaf.
1. Beach day.
For those who love to tan and lay out in the sun, 90 degree weather is the perfect time to relax on the beach.
2. I'm melting!
Sometimes, we all feel like the Wicked Witch of the West, melting, particularly when the sweat starts dripping.
3. Did I put on enough deodorant?
We have all had those moments where we sneak a sniff to see if our deodorant is still smelling fresh. Warm weather aids in stinking up our bodies a little quicker.
4. How little can I get away with wearing today?
Striping off layers is a given for the warm weather periods. But we also like to think about how short are shirts and shorts can get. Crop tops mean cooler temperature and a better tan.
5. Sitting by a fan is working out.
Those fans that move around heat you up as much as they cool you down. You constantly are moving with it so that the breeze it creates constantly fans yourself.
6. Where is the aloe vera?
If you are pale, like me, you spend most of the summer searching for aloe vera. Why? Because during that 90 degrees weather, you are burning to a crisp and spend days looking like a boiled lobster.
7. Chug, chug, chug.
For all of the athletes and fathers out there, drinking is probably the number one thing that crosses your mind when it is hot out. Now, this is not of the alcohol variety, I'm talking about water.
8. Are my boobs sweating?
For all the breasted people of the world, summer time means boob sweat, which means tank tops and spaghetti strap shirts are out. Heck, basically any shirt is out because they all end up clinging to the sweat under your chest in the end.
9. Topless Tuesday is every day.
Men spend a major portion of the summer without their shirts. From playing basketball at the park to lounging at the beach, those lucky dogs are rarely wearing shirts.
10. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.
When the thermometer rises, there is only one treat that can cool us down. A frozen, creamy, deliciousness called ice cream.
