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10 Things You Wish Were Invented

There are every day struggles that could be prevented by a single invention.

Don’t you sometimes find yourself in a situation where you’re stuck wondering, why something hasn’t this been thought of before because it just seems so practical? Here are 10 items which left me wondering the same thing.

1. Pizza that makes you lose weight. Oh pizza, sweet pizza. I can’t think of a better dinner than a slice overflowing with cheese and sauce, not to mention stuffed crust! Too bad it’s loaded with all the wrong calories and little nutritional value. Think if it was the other way around. Let's just say we would probably not be as obese of a country and it would make me very happy.    

2. Grape peelers. I love grapes, with a capital “L”. What I don’t like very much are the peels, I mean who does? They’re bitter and sometimes leave an icky residue in your mouth that’s hard to get rid of. And don't even get me started on how hard it is to get it off. They stick to the flesh of the grapes like super glue sticks to your fingers. Solution: a grape peeler. All the yum without all the annoying. 

3. A closet that chooses your outfit. Girls, we have all been there, having a closet full of clothes and still unable to find a single thing to wear. And guys, you have all been there, waiting on us for hours on end to finally settle on something to wear. But having a closet that picks out your clothes, now there’s a win win solution.   

4. A teleporter. Having a teleporter would save us a tremendous amount of time and money. No more traffic, airports or costly tickets. And MTV could make a new show. They could call it Pimp My Teleporter.      

5. Chipotle delivery. The infamous Chipotle, thank you for draining my bank account. I don’t know about you, but I can be so lazy, lazy enough that I don’t leave the house for a couple days. Food definitely gets compromised, but it wouldn’t if Chipotle delivered.      

6. Chipotle delivery in bed. What would be better than Chipotle delivering? Chipotle delivering directly to your bed. Enough said.      

7. Automatic toilet paper dispenser. What I hate most in this world is sitting down on the toilet and realizing that there is no toilet paper. It's one of my biggest pet peeves. To prevent this from happening, I thought of a brilliant idea. A dispenser that dispenses toilet paper automatically. It would solve all of your bathroom needs. It would dispense the perfect amount of toilet paper and notify you if you are running too low. Now, how about them apples.

8. Temperature controlled bed. Have you ever woken up in the middle of the night in a pool of sweat or couldn’t even fall asleep because it was too hot or cold? Yep. Me, too. If only there was a bed that controlled the temperature under the covers. Boom. Done.     

9. A phone that automatically charges itself. I really don’t know why this one hasn’t been thought of before. I really don’t know how many times I have been out and my phone was about to die on me. This is when things get real creative. You  try everything to save the battery from dying out on you. Close all of the apps, turn down the brightness, turn off the wifi, the list goes on. If phone manufacturing companies want to make more money – please, by all means, do this! It would make life a whole heck of a lot easier, that’s for sure.  

10. A way to make outfits and cute guys on Tumblr come to life. I don’t know if a lot of people know what Tumblr is, but it’s basically a blogging website. Every so often I am scrolling through the posts and I find a fine looking man or a really cute outfit  Anyways, I find myself obsessing over whatever it happens to be that day. I want it, I want all the cute boys and clothes. I would be in heaven if I could have those things in the flesh. As of right now I have no way of doing that, so in the meantime I’m just going to have to deal, but that’s okay. I’ll live. If anyone has any ideas, just holla at your girl! 

And that’s that! Ten things that, I dare say, need to be invented. Can you think of ten yourself?

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