10 Things You Hear When You Tell People That You're A Cat Person
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10 Things You Hear When You Tell People That You're A Cat Person

Public Service Announcement: Cats are just as good as dogs.

10 Things You Hear When You Tell People That You're A Cat Person

Yes, I'm a cat person. I have 3 cats, named Soufflé, Bliss, and Mousse, and they are 3 of the cutest, friendliest felines you will ever meet. I've grown up loving cats, not dogs. I know, crazy right? How could anybody ever favor cats over dogs? Well, news flash, it's possible! Here are 10 things I hear from people when I tell them I am, in fact, a cat person.

1. You're going to be a crazy, old cat lady that lives in a small apartment with 30 cats.

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2. But you have to clean a litter box. That's so...gross.

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3. How could you think cats are cuter than, say, a golden retriever puppy?

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4. Doesn't being a cat person mean you're socially awkward or lonely?

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5. All cats do are lay around, hiss, and scratch people.

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6. Do you throw birthday parties for your cats?

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7. Dogs love to play, cats are lazy.

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8. Their meows sound evil.

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9. Cats don't do anything funny or entertaining.

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10. You can't dress cats up.

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So it's clear to see that cats are the superior animal.

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