1. Raid their pantry to discover new foods and relive your childhood glory days with every sugary snack imaginable.

2. Talk to kid like they're an animal with a squeaky voice that could break glass its so high pitched.

3. Make weird noises to entertain kid (while you pray the parents don't walk in and hear you.)

4. Stare at all the family pictures throughout their house and admire how adorable (or weird) the family you're babysitting for is.

5. Let the kid stay up too late and do everything that they're not suppose to do, so they'll tell their parents they love you and you get asked back.

6. Even when the kids act like hyenas, you tell the parents they were absolute angels.

7. Watch random movies on TV, ranging from childhood movies to 21 Jump Street and change the channel before they come home, so they don't judge you.

8. Search for their WiFi password incessantly throughout the house so you don't waste all your data.

9. Talk to the dog like a normal person because you've been alone for too long and you're bored/stir crazy, while the dog just stares.

10. Check all social media constantly on your phone to get yourself through the boring Saturday night because you remember that you're getting paid and that next weekend you'll be the one having all the fun.

I plead guilty as charged... on all counts