Acne is basically the Nathan Riggs of your face (Hey, Grey's fans) - super annoying, won't go away, and comes and goes only as it pleases. It just makes life even more of a struggle.
1. "Maybe you should stop wearing makeup."
Well... The reason I'm wearing makeup... Is because of my acne... So...
2. "Just wash your face."
Yeah, I'll just ignore the 17 face-washes, lotions, and freakin' magic spells I do every night to at least TRY to fix my face.
3. "Well, wash it more."
Take a few steps back before I sucker-punch you in the face.
4. "Oh my GOSH I have a PIMPLE."
I literally see nothing on your face. At least nothing compared to mine.
5. "No one even cares."
BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT I THINK.
6. "I found this remedy online!"
Probably already tried it. Probably didn't work.
7. "It's even NATURAL!!!"
Honey, my skin needs something beyond organic coconut oil face masks.
8. "Have you tried a dermatologist?"
Will you give me the money?
10. "Stop eating chocolate."
It has been proven that chocolate does NOT cause acne. Let me be!