Like every other college student, theatre majors spend their fair share of time on The Struggle Bus™—though, our struggles are bit further from the norm.
Speaking of normal, let's get into it:
1) What Is ‘Normal’, Actually?
Our sense of ‘normal’ is a little weird for most people. In fact, we might think we’re pretty normal when compared to others in our major—but as soon as we step foot outside of the Arts buildings: Welp...
2) Wait? Was That TMI?
Actors especially. We might be a little too open with people, which makes for some interesting friendships.
3) Everyone Knows Everyone
...And everyone has dated everyone.
4) Casting Is Confusing
...if you're struggling with your body image. In the case of ‘Tracy Turnblad’—on one hand, it’s fucking awesome to be cast as the lead. Congratulations, you talented wonder-woman. But on the other hand, if you’ve been struggling with weight-loss or your body-image: It’s a bit confusing to be cast as a character who is overweight. Should you be happy? Yeah, probably. Are you? It's a mixed bag.
Casting is such a tricky subject.
5) Not Having 'Real' Exams
Not having traditional 'exams' doesn't mean our work is any less difficult. It's just different.
Between memorizing upwards of 3 scenes, writing plays, designing and running shows—we’ve got our work cut out for us.
6) Everyone Assumes You're An Actor
...And that you want to perform musicals on Broadway. I mean, yes, of course I know all of the songs to Hamilton, West Side Story, Aida, Hairspray, Mama Mia, The Lion King, Wicked, Cabaret, and pretty much every musical ever—but that doesn’t mean that I want to be on Broadway.
7) Props. Props everywhere.
Why are you looking at me like that? It's like you've never seen someone ride a bus with a lamp before.
At least you're always prepared!
8) What Are 'Regular' Clothes?
We have far too many costumes to choose from, and we take Halloween pretty seriously. In fact, we probably have more costumes and clothes specifically for theatre, than we have actual clothing. And yoga pants. Lots of yoga pants.
9) What Does A Normal Resume Look Like, Again?
We are masters of writing up theatrical resumes. ‘Normal’ resumes for office jobs? Not so much. The struggle is real.
10) Problem Solving Skills and Gaff Tape for Days
We are extraordinarily creative problem solvers. On top of that, we know that any problem can be solved with enough gaff tape. Consequently, it's everywhere now. Almost like glitter: It never truly goes away. In fact, there is probably a piece on the bottom of their shoes right now.