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10 Stages All Non-Morning People Go Through

Sometimes the early bird just falls back to sleep.

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10 Stages All Non-Morning People Go Through
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I am not a morning person. Unlike the childish days of sacrificing nearly anything to enjoy another hour of staying up late, sleep has matured into one of the most cherished moments within my hectic schedule. Few things can overshadow the glorious feeling of crawling into the warm covers of your consoling bed after a grueling day of work. Sleep enables me to exhale my trivial worries while inhaling the possibilities of tomorrow. Regardless, sometimes the sensation is so breathtaking that you ignore the alarm clock or decide to face the guilt of choosing an extra hour over your fading grade in school. Sleep is one the greatest periods of my day, however, it can also lead to inevitable regret. Here's to 10 common stages for anyone who is not a morning person.

Stage 1: Making a to-do list.

Creating list that will only be partially completed somehow motivates you with endless possibilities for tomorrow despite the rising guilt in your body.

Stage 2: Ignoring the alarm or a friendly reminder.

Time flies when you're sleeping as the night seemed to escape between each peaceful breath. The alarm clock is the first indicator that your inspiring to-do list just got a lot harder and more annoying to even start.

Stage 3: Choosing between sleep or productivity.

Temptations of sleep overpower your better judgement as you comfortably decide to sleep in a few more hours. Besides, what harm could a little more beauty sleep do?

Stage 4: Slowly adjusting to your surroundings.

You struggle to open your eyes and adjust to the blinding light. Slowly, you gain the perception to realize nearly half the day is passed without completing a single task.

Stage 5: Guiltily accept the day's priorities.

With hours squandered, you finally take responsibility for giving into additional sleep instead of completing necessary priorities. The guilt painfully creeps up and forces you out of the enticing bed.

Stage 6: Trudging out of bed.

Despite your constant procrastination, the day remains hopeful as you eventually walk toward the dresser and select a productive outfit.

Stage 7: Coping with the sound of morning people.

As you barely advance downstairs like a zombie to cook a needed breakfast, nothing is more annoying than the constant noise generated from the "early birds."

Stage 8: Becoming human again.

After a hardy breakfast and an irritating reminder, your raspy voice, basic bodily functions, and mental attitude finally become recognizable and more useful.

Stage 9: Concluding last minute tasks.

After enjoying a warm shower, you're filled with new energy and untapped potential.

Stage 10: Seizing the day.

You are finally on your way to completing numerous tasks. Although the day is nearly over, nothing is more satisfying than leaving the house with a positive attitude and an eagerness for success. That is, until sleep catches your eye again.

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