So you're not a girly girl. You don't get dressed up, barely brush your hair and the most exciting thing in your day is all the pizza you're going to inhale later. Some people think you're crazy but really you just don't care or stress over a lot of things normal girls do. So if mannerisms and lifestyle are anything like these then chances are you're the worst girl ever.
1. You don't own a bed frame.
I've been living on a mattress on the floor for months to the point where even my guy friends question it. But hey, I look trendy and it's just as comfortable.
2. You only cook your food in solo cups.
Guess who's not doing dishes tonight?
3. Half your wardrobe is XL Men's shirts.
One may ask, "Is that a shacker shirt?" and I'll never know if it's better to be honest and let them know I bought it that way on purpose or just say yes, yes it is.
4. When you dress up people are confused.
Don't be fooled, my friends probably made me for an event.
5. Your best makeup is Covergirl eyeshadow from the 7th grade.
AND IT MAKES A DAMN GOOD HIGHLIGHTER, BECKY.
6. You use men's deodorant.
One of the best discoveries I've made during my 20 years on this earth.
7. You eat more than your guy friends.
Bring on the gluten and cheese baby.
8. You still don't know how to post an Instagram story.
But you don't care.
9. You'd drink a beer over a fruity drink any day.
And you drink way too much of it.
