1. Monogrammed initials on everything.

"Look at this cute purse!! You know what would make it cuter? My monogrammed initials. I. Think. So."

2. A pedicure and manicure are necessary EVERY week.

If your nails aren't perfect like you, there's no way you're going out in public. Kind of embarrassing, isn't it? Bonus points if your nails and toes match perfectly and look like it.

3. What is a job?

Enough Said.

4. Specializes in overpacking.

You can never have enough outfits for different occasions or outings. Yes, I packed four pairs of shoes and 5 different sweaters, don't ask me why I did. I have my reasons.

5. Nothing you own is generic.

Food? Name brand. Makeup? Name brand. Clothing? NAME BRAND. You will never catch me with generic brand items. No way, Jose.

6. Needy AF.

You need and deserve the constant attention and if you're not given it, you might as well go cry yourself to sleep. Why is it so hard to ask for something so simple? I don't ask for much, do I?

7. If you're not 15 mins late, you're early.

Don't ask why I'm late or what I was doing. It's for me to know and for you to find out.

8. You're not fully dressed without a... full face of makeup.

Whether it is lounging around the house or running some errands on a Sunday, you vowed to yourself that you wouldn't step out of the house without your face cover in makeup. There's no way anyone is going to see you without it.

9. Relationship status is single.

You have a hard time keeping up with your lifestyle, why would you need a man to take care of too? Your busy life is all you want to have time for, to focus on you only.

10. Everything you do... FLAWLESS.

Say no more. You are flawless. Everyday, All the time. Everything you do... FLAWLESS.