It’s truly a love like no other. Lust, a dependency, some may even call it an addiction. An obsession. The first step in acknowledging that you have an addiction is admitting that you are powerless to this all-encompassing entity, and man does these things have a hold on us. But what’s wrong with shamelessly watching Tasty videos on how to craft the perfect chocolate lava cake until 1 a.m.? That’s right, nothing. Yeah, burgers and pizza are great and all, but this particular food group takes the cake, literally.
10 signs that you could eat dessert for every meal:
1. You get an undeniable craving for something sweet after every meal
Maybe between every meal too. Forget it, every hour.
2. Your ideal hangout spot is an ice cream shop
“Anyone wanna get some ice cream?”
3. When you’re going through a buffet line, you can’t help but go straight towards the dessert table
It's calling your name.
4. And after everyone gets their dessert from the buffet, you ask everyone at your table “are you gonna finish that?”
Because why be wasteful?
5. You’re immune to sugar rushes by now
Your sugar tolerance is so high that you could eat an entire pint of ice cream and the only rush you’d feel is the bloating of your stomach. Maybe I’ll try it.
6. Forget Fall, Winter, Spring, and Summer- Girl Scout cookie season is your favorite season
7. When someone asks you if you’re a candy person or a chocolate person you respond with both
We don’t discriminate.
8. When your parents ask you want you want for your birthday, you respond with the flavor of cake and icing rather than tangible gifts
Classic vanilla and vanilla or red velvet always.
9. Nothing pains you more than when you’re at a restaurant and your friends turn down the waiter when they offer to see a dessert menu
You never know what magical treats are awaiting.
10. You are never too full for dessert, never
Bon appetit.