1. You love when people wait on you hand and foot.
Ok yes, you could go get that glass of water. And you could carry that extra bag through the airport. And no your legs aren't broken. But why do those things yourself when someone else could do it for you?
2. You call people “peasants" when you make them do something for you.
Sometimes it's just in your head, and sometimes it's out loud. It's even greater when people laugh at what they think was a joke, and still do what you asked them to do. “Fetch me my water, peasant." “Haha you're so funny, but ok!!"
3. You totally enjoy being chauffeured.
Don't get me wrong, driving is great, but it's suddenly so much better when you can sit back, relax, and let someone else deal with the bad drivers and getting lost (which better not happen). It also makes you ten times happier when you're cruising around in a stylish luxury car, and you know everyone else is jealous.
4. You love all things that sparkle.
Tiaras, diamonds, gold, you…the nicest things in life sparkle, so naturally you're attracted to glitter and glitz. You can get that travel mug in a pink glitter version? “I'll take 4, please."
5. You hate being dirty.
If you'll get dirty in any way, you'll take a hard pass.
6. You won't leave the house unless you look your best.
I mean seriously, who goes out without looking like a ten every time? Certainly not you. You dress to impress, including hair, make-up, and nails, because you really never know when there's going to be a photo op or a cute boy.
7. Hard work and manual labor aren't really your thing.
You roll your eyes at the mere mention of chores, because honestly, isn't there someone else who could do that? Cleaning, constructing things, really anything that takes effort that isn't enjoyable is not something you ever plan on doing.
8. You're never wrong.
Arguing with you is a waste of time, because there is no argument, because you're right. Always.
9. You're fashionably late to everything.
You know it's ok to be late because: 1) has an event really started unless you've arrived? And 2) if you're late, everyone will notice you when you walk in. Duh.
10. You only consider guys who are Prince Charmings.
This is probably the most important standard princesses have in place. You know you're a total catch, and that not just any ordinary guy is going to be lucky enough to be with you. He has to be prince charming through and through, at all times. Someone smart, kind, handsome, and dreamy. Who opens your car door, serenades you, and gives back rubs at the snap of your fingers. Because hey, a perfect man is a perfect match for a perfect princess.
